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Oh, yeah. That makes sense. When you really want to party, you go to Moscow!

Toughie

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It's Trumphog Day!

The plot thickens.🤣

On today's episode of: Adventures in Paleontology with RFK Jr.

Bobby Jr. explains his trip with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. They were going dinosaur fossil hunting in the Dakotas. I have to admit it; I didn't have that on my bingo card.

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What? You're going to believe your lying eyes that showed you Jonathan Ross shooting Renee while standing at the side of her car, as her tires aimed away from where he was standing?

Oh, dear. You must be feelin' like a fool. 😩

Oh, c'mon. There was more than the tan suit. Are you forgetting about...Dijon mustard!

Of course, George Soros funded this all.

Biden released the criminals and kept them in a private, very fancy compound. They lived a lavish life until they were recently sent out to protest in Minneapolis. "Now, be as loud and violent as possible," their handlers told them. "Extra fentanyl to anyone who assaults a ICE agent."

Hah! Try and get a lazy American to lie on a sliding door on top of a freezer compartment!

#Caturday is not a day off for all kitties, like this one, hard at work protecting frozen foods at the convenience store.

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Here is the article if you cannot log in for it:

Border Goon Kicked Out of Las Vegas Bar to ‘Maintain' Safety Bottled Blonde ejected Gregory Bovino to keep things “safe and orderly” days after Trump dumped him from Minneapolis for the same reason.

And, the fuckingbitchbarskin™ award for the Best Hangout of the Year goes to {drumroll}...the Bottled Blonde Bar of Las Vegas, Nevada, for ejecting partier, Greg Bovino!

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OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥

Smart Woozle!

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Wait, here's my nomination for the most delusional Trumpanista's Truth Social post that was reposted by Trump.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfect analysis!

And, while you are answering questions, Bill, what "significant inroads" has Trump made "with his outreach in the African American community?" But, wasn't it wonderful that he took down the post so quickly, after a mere 12 hours.

Yes! What passion!

They're like slave ships.

Hoo boy! This will be such a fierce competition for Bad Bunny and Green Day. 🤣

Okay. That is a good point.

Trump is a racist, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 water is found in the ocean. Lordy, I'm learning a lot today!

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And in other breaking news, the sun rises in the morning and sets at night.

Ah! I was too quick to speak! 😁