antler

after the turning point halftime show, they play the first half again in reverse

after the turning point halftime show, the losing team starts winning

(2 chainz voice) he got a bad bunny so they call him bad bunny

driving out to Two Masseuses, North Dakota

coot feet

(day one of alchemist school) okay class let's start simple, today we'll be making goat cheese out of sheeps milk

the ikea SHEVEK lets you send faster-than-light "hej"s to sweden, but reviews say the holum tree particleboard quickly turns to Dust

festively determined to think the least racist possible thoughts all day

my new defensetech startup sells an ai platform purpose-built for nuclear weapon launch detection and retaliation. the hallucination rates are low but we're working on it

(2 chainz voice) he got a bad bunny so they call him bad bunny

scooby and the gang only incorporated Mystery Inc. so they could retain an insane amount of lawyers to keep them out of prison for doing their serial break-ins

all my uncs gone

kill the unc inside your head

the "cat face" poster for the 1977 Nobuhiko Obayashi movie "House" with Karl Ove Knausgaard's face added in and now it says "KNAUSE" instead

knaaaauuuuuuusu

i love moving apartments without moving cities because you get to spend a ton of money like a high roller except your life stays basically exactly the same

the same resolution we make every new year's eve, pinky—fuck, marry, kill

its fucked up peter jackson made gollum look so much like a human man when he's just supposed to be british

just because the holidays are over doesn't mean you can't still have sex with santa claus, that guy's always down to get his stocking stuffed if you know what i mean

you're right, that's marlene dietrich

nothing is more strongly correlated with the idea that clothing's brand makes it Fashion than insistence that the talking heads are revelatory

you keep christmas in your own way and i'll keep it in mine. bah!

fuck you christmas, you're done. get out

but do you recall,
the most heinous offenses of all?
🎶 special the victims unit 🎵

mid-70s rankin/bass rudolph movie where they rescue a freezing victor frankenstein from hypothermia in the arctic wastes

(donna summer voice) someone took a waymo in the rain

santa claus is actually a bigfoot but mrs claus is human, just a size queen

as william gibson once observed, "canada's here, it's just not evenly distributed"

having sat with it a but i think it is pretty close to the worst thought i have ever had in my whole entire life

frothy the load man
was a man made out of cum

Deported to CES