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honestly one of the most succinct summaries of present day america is just watching all those AI/Crypto/pharmacy tech super bowl commercials in one sitting

where I get my username from

A classic tweet from @kennykeil [Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality

Maybe that tells you something huh

The thing that sucks about watching movies from the early 2010s is having to hear Katy Perry songs

when you're depressed it's good to have an internal voice thats like aww widdle bwaby depwess?

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

During the 2nd year of the 8 years Peanut Tillman worked for the FBI there was a category called Black Identity Extremist that essentially monitored black people who opposed police violence. And I'm supposed to be like oh wow Peanut Tillman saw enough and made a principled stance!

Peanut Tillman quit working for the org that told Martin Luther King to kill himself because they suddenly got too political and corrupt

barack obama recommends a podcast “accidentally calling your older sister’s best friend mommy”

Bro was a fed for a decade or more lmfaoo

Louisiana paroles its lowest number of prisoners in 20 years under Gov. Jeff Landry The state parole board freed 185 prisoners during Landry’s tenure, compared with 858 in the two years before he took office. Hundreds who would have been released under previous governors remain incarcerated with little chance of earning parole.

Louisiana paroles its lowest number of prisoners in 20 years under Gov. Jeff Landry

The state parole board freed 185 prisoners during Landry’s tenure, compared with 858 in the two years before he took office. Hundreds who would have been released under previous governors remain incarcerated with…

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hand the ball off to Mack Hollins, his crazy ass gets a buff from this weather

The same Tim Pool (and this applies to almost all of em) that defends police shootings will claim that the police are corrupt the same day because their ideology makes no sense. I've literally seen him do this lol

yeah I saw that for Tim Pool yesterday, like the thing about media types like him is they have no ideology except whatever makes them the most money or pleases whatever RW overlord is funding them. I guarantee you if someone collected all their takes they'd constantly contradict themselves

Sorry for the horny angles (not my video, I woulda recorded this differently) but the way rain falls on the character models in Arknights Endfield is crazy

Lil cousin, his mom you wrote about before lol

A ★★★ review of One Battle After Another (2025) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Some OBAA thoughts

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A screenshot of two headlines on Google Search. The first, from People.com: Scott Adams, Disgraced Dilbert Creator, Dies at 68 The second, from The New York Times: Scott Adams, Audacious Creator of the ‘Dilbert’ Comic Strip, Dies at 68

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This country is irredeemably evil.

Give this lil nigga his snack, bottle and some type of TV show w music and he chill

My sister died and parents got divorced in 2025. We leaving that shit behind bigly

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