Astrid Volta

Maybe I'll make this my secret slutty twitter 😱 (I mean Bluesky)
(I'm half joking)
(and also hi again lol)

13.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Picture of SpongeBob standing with his eyes closed and smiling in front of two large speakers that are blasting music

When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days

14.04.2025 19:44 — 👍 13803    🔁 1802    💬 402    📌 298

Oh hey, I forgot this existed. I got a new phone and just installed the app. Not that surprised as I never found much use for posting to Birdsite either. Not sure how much utility I have for bsky but I like it in theory. I don't think I have any family members on here, so it's got that going for it.

05.04.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

<<< moving day >>>

20.02.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me:
*wants to drive the truck*

Also me:
*can't get in the truck without help*
*can't reach the pedals and needs help adjusting the seat*
*has to contort myself to turn the key in the ignition*

In conclusion, I:
*drove the truck anyway* :D

20.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Litter Robot has been a wonderful addition to my life & made cat ownership a lot easier for me as a person with a disability -- until it starts sending me notifications of it malfunctioning when I'm out of the house & not returning for at least a few hours 🙃😅

Thankfully my partner's a nerd!

17.02.2025 05:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You start a conversation, you can't even finish it
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
Say something once, why say it again?

04.02.2025 07:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm feeling a kind of dissonance as the basic things in my life are taking positive turns, and I'm actually pretty content or even happy with the way things are going for me personally, as the rest of the world is falling apart lol 🤪

03.02.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fascist incompetency in 5 easy steps.

1) Trump freezes hiring of Air Traffic Controllers

2) Trump fires director of FAA.

3) Trump cuts $16 billion from transportation budget.

4) 1st US plane crash in 16 years occurs.

5) Trump: "I blame my predecessor!"

30.01.2025 19:53 — 👍 4387    🔁 1736    💬 197    📌 100

I'm surprisingly not very familiar with her work, but I loved her interviews in the Francis Bacon documentary I've watched on YouTube a million times, and she collaborated with PJ Harvey on a few good tracks. 💜

30.01.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long-haired black and white cat sitting on a closed toilet seat, looking at the camera, a bathtub visible on the background

If you want to start your day laughing, take a shower with a Pepper in the room 😸 [smiling cat emoji]

30.01.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had been hoping I'd get a complimentary "I 💜 boobies" wristband after my first mammogram today but so far no dice

25.01.2025 06:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0