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PNW. Loud opinions. Cringe Millennial. Pigeon enthusiast. THI ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΗΙ

250 Followers  |  64 Following  |  531 Posts  |  Joined: 16.01.2025  |  2.6831

Latest posts by xlcouchtaterbb.bsky.social on Bluesky

Shaking off these blues. I had a blissful nap, now I'm smoking a joint, having a glass of wine, and then I'm going to start prepping for free fridge holiday cooking tomorrow.

27.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I try not to be sad or get bummed out over holidays, but I usually spend them alone. Friendsgivings usually don't happen on the actual holiday. My dad is in hospice, my mom is in religious psychosis on some weird ass retreat. I've never experienced the holidays like most people do, even as a kid.

26.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The weaponization of therapy speak by people who have never been to therapy is possibly one of the most annoying and damaging things happening culturally rn.

24.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The bisexual desire to take a fuckin NAP

23.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Time for the 10th annual Big Gay Christmas Tree Hunt™️

22.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got in my Uber and he started playing Depeche Mode.

22.11.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike Johnson seems to have lost his Duper's Delight smirk. He looks nervous and I love that for him.

22.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's why I only use signal to buy drugs. (Don't judge me the world is on fire let me liiiiive.)

21.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heading home poorer but with a puppy on the mend.

21.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the emergency vet. I don't know if she ate something or what is happening but my dog is struggling to get up and stand on her back legs.

21.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jamesgunn.bsky.social please do a live action Batman Beyond I believe in you bro 🙏

20.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucking hate graphic design I hate it so much. I'm good at so many things. But this? I'm a bumbling frustrated baby. I can't art.

17.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need cloves where can I buy clove cigarettes? I neeeeeeed them. Emotional support Djarums.

16.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The surprise nap I just napped was amazing.

15.11.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The gas powered leaf blower ban can't come fast enough. Jan 1st 2026.

14.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An absolute disgrace.

13.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting some new followers so just a reminder that I don't fuck with SWerfs or Terfs. I don't believe in respectability politics, and I'm an armed leftist. You've been warned.

13.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Jim Acosta @ @Acosta • 28m
Democrats had tons of energy coming out of last week's elections. Tonight's deal with GOP will outrage progressives and divide the party once again. For what? The possibility there will be a vote on Obamacare subsidies down the road?
Which Trump will likely hold hostage?
Huh?

Jim Acosta @ @Acosta • 28m Democrats had tons of energy coming out of last week's elections. Tonight's deal with GOP will outrage progressives and divide the party once again. For what? The possibility there will be a vote on Obamacare subsidies down the road? Which Trump will likely hold hostage? Huh?

The art of folding a winning hand

10.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 10103    🔁 1870    💬 428    📌 122

You're selling out the American people you absolute piece of offal.

11.11.2025 07:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spineless corporate shill. Shame on you.

11.11.2025 07:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disrespectfully SYBAU. You betrayed the American people.

11.11.2025 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How dare you celebrate selling us out. I want to call you things that would get my account banned.

11.11.2025 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's outrageous is you capitulating. So many people will lose Healthcare because YOU gave in.

11.11.2025 07:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How dare you, you absolute coward. People are going to die because you gave in like a bitch.

11.11.2025 07:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Passing the torch right after you sold us out. Craven.

11.11.2025 07:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You folded. You betrayed the American people.

11.11.2025 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@cortezmasto.senate.gov Shame on you! We got this far for you to capitulate NOW? You sold out the American people.

11.11.2025 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm fairly confident that nothing beats a drunk end of the night bath.

10.11.2025 10:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Emerging from my crypt.

10.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

French electronic dream pop has been keeping me sane so that's where I'm at.

07.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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