That One Bitch

So I guess I run now? Thanks a lot treadmill I bought for walking. Every time I want to put it off, I remind myself that a fascist worked out today. A white supremacist ran today. So I will too.

And of course the militarized christofascist authoritarian regime.

Dang the Snake Plissken movies are hitting harder these days. The plastic surgery people in Escape from LA who were supposed to be freakish caricatures look straight up like Real Housewives.

I follow a dude in IG who just goes around chastising people who don't return their carts. Bro is my hero. The petty justice I crave.

Shrink wrapped red bean buns from An Xuyen bakery with a picture of a smiling chef holding baguettes and cake

Fuck me upppppppppp lil red bean buns

As someone who owns their own business and pays HEFTY taxes for it...I don't give a FUCK what people buy with their SNAP money. This is going to affect people in food deserts so badly.
Between SNAP and Medicaid cuts, it's obvious that this is the government culling the most marginalized.

I'm not PMSing, I'm just watching videos of manta rays and crying at how sweet and majestic they are at 6 am, OKAY?

Sorry to slut shame but squash bugs are positively INDECENT. Giant teeming plant ruining bug orgies out in the open for everyone to see. Slut beetles.

My bestie will be here in less than a week and I am climbing the walls. It's been 2 years since she moved to Japan and I am going to be on her like a spider monkey.

I just learned the term recreational arguing and I would like to issue a formal apology to, um, everybody.

YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know The Pledge of Allegiance

youtu.be/aSPJwlzl8eo?...

I like to revisit this a couple of times a year bc TWKYK absolutely nailed it.

Cowards and sycophants.

The people in my life are about to start receiving a looooot of bell peppers. Maybe 3 bushes were too many. Yeah. I had to stake one of them for stability bc 9 (NINE!!!) peppers are growing on one plant simultaneously.

Sure would love to see the checks and balances people explain what just happened to Article 1 Section 9-10 disappearing from congess dot gov.

Breaking my knee 2 and a half years ago was awwwful. But I didn't think about the lingering after effects. Like getting knee bursitis from working out more. It's a hard realization when you're entering middle age that your body isn't rubber that immediately bounces back.

I missed the smell of rain so much.

The streets are more feral than usual this week.

Post two characters who bring you joy and happiness

My best friend is visiting from Japan in less than two weeks I need to hug her Amazonian body and cry. My Giant.

Kakistocracy isn't just awful to live through, it's also deeply embarrassingly cringe.

Anyway, I'm going to go get high in my garden at 7am.

What a great time in history to finally be able to admit Ted Kaczynski was mostly right.

I know everyone likes to joke but the grocery store is genuinely unconscionably expensive right now.

They did it over my fence so the roots are all stressed and fucked up from the stalks being pulled upwards. They're all leaning. Like, the rage I feel rn.

Someone cut several of my sunflower's heads off. Like?? A curse upon your house and bloodline, you absolute piece of shit. I don't know who you are but know that we are now lifelong enemies. I grew those from seed. They had extra healthy heads, they brought me so much joy. I am upsetti spaghetti rn.

Watching The Peripheral Jackpot unfold in real time is surreal as fuck. And maddening. And tragic. And I still have to pay bills?? Is it my destiny to end up a desiccated skeleton clutching a debit card? Anyway I guess I'll go do the dishes.

I miss having a kitty so much.

Cool cool, so the Satanic Panic is fully back. Great. This is gonna be suuuuuper great.

Jesus fucking christ

I love that the news framing of climate change, which is killing people en masse and will decimate all of our lives, is still “some people think we should acknowledge this, while others don’t”