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Epic Fried Rice

@epicfriedrice.bsky.social

I don’t sell fried rice.

23 Followers  |  15 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.6323

Latest posts by epicfriedrice.bsky.social on Bluesky

I should be sleeping but just wanted to steal some time to be on my own

24.10.2025 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also the smell of quince is otherworldly

22.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never knew watching jam bubble and boil could be so therapeutic

22.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there’s something luxurious about making quince jam at midnight after pumping your breasts empty

22.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ahhhh germany….

14.10.2025 07:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Possibly the first good night’s sleep I’ve had since the baby

11.10.2025 10:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it postpartum or my normal depression lol

09.09.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Week 38 and the apartment still looks like this 🥲

20.08.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BABY HOPEFULLY IN 13 DAYS

20.08.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please stay in there for another week

20.08.2025 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do I have to deal with this shit

17.08.2025 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just like clockwork, I’m awake at 5am again….

10.08.2025 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We hope so!! Cause we just checked prices to rebuy and they auction for over €2,500 atm 😭😭

07.08.2025 11:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEY RUINED MY GUNNI OMANN SIDEBOARD

04.08.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why is my dog like that

29.07.2025 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

spilling tea on our husbands‘ exes with my MIL was a welcomed activity on my agenda this morning

29.07.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Packing in this heat is torture

18.07.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My dog starts crying when I put on makeup 😂

06.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we‘re always rushing to get a place to stay

23.06.2025 13:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my dog is a city boy and doesn’t know what to do in the countryside lol

20.06.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Halved the sugar in the recipe and it’s still too sweet

22.05.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally t-shirt and shorts weather (for a day at least)

20.05.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to convince the husband that even a tool room can be made nice

16.05.2025 07:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is she chic or is she just skinny and tall

12.05.2025 07:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone south of us is complaining about the heatwave and… we still have 8C max on Sunday. Sweden, where’s my spring

02.05.2025 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

parents need to stop using their kids as therapists

14.04.2025 09:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They also do make in Europe but with Chinese labour. So really, these designer labels can go eat shit

14.04.2025 07:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want to sit on my balcony and enjoy my flowers

But it’s 7C outside 🥲

10.04.2025 10:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ah hormones

10.04.2025 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just need a place to call my own lol

03.04.2025 12:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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