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Since Doomguy is canonically Billy Blaze's son, it makes sense that there'd be some Real Commander Keen PC Speaker vibes.

Kamille's endless simping for any woman who pays attention to him is very teenage transmasc energy.

Not that I'd know anything about that.

A mustelid enjoying a party hat and balloons more than any actual mustelid has enjoyed these things.

Happy birthday!!

Stuck in Chicago, where it's snowing and I am woefully underdressed.

On the other hand, guy on my hotel shuttle kind of sold me on Keanu Reeves doing Waiting For Godot. So that was worth it, right?

At least we got something out of the shutdown other than me being stranded due to cutbacks... right?

Given the fact that corn mazes were invented in 1993! In Pennsylvania!, I'm confused af by this. The children do NOT yearn to run in corn. Literally who is this for?

Sunday Morning Conversations: @aznopple.bsky.social helpfully (???) clarifying that just eating an internal body part does not qualify as vore.

🌈 The more you know 🌈

Given the academic research and telephone analysis conducted by Ludacris, San Francisco and Sacramento women are equivalent to those in the greater Charlotte area. You may be onto something.

SHIT I NEED A SPOILER TAG

You sat through a MASTERPIECE, Nops. It has it all: Green Dozle, giant centaurs, and randomly expanding necks. What more could you want?

🥹🥲🫶🏽 Can confirm ✨

Trusting Gundam markers to do anything but panel lining, oof

I stand by my prognosis of "Unicorn: we finally learned how to write women characters at the expense of literally everything else."

Can we just take Marida and Mineva and give them their own side stories?

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I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

ASIDE FROM THOSE WHO GET THE GOOD FUTURE REFERENCE

WHOOPS

I mean, you're already both on the same Punch Char wavelength. Checks out.

Step 1: Make a good future in Fandom A
Step 2: Go hide from your fandom in the Gundam fandom on a small platform
Step 3: YOU STILL CAN'T HIDE FROM FANDOM A IT FOLLOWS YOU HERE

*"You Are Not Alone" intensifies*

A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying “it was made for me!” And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now it’s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

Bet you can't guess the exact moment I found out the sink faucet decided to become a ~haunted water feature~ for Halloween

Yes, yes

Haro IS handsome, thanks toiletry bag.

Some days, all you need is a...

I'm sorry, you didn't get to be a fuckboy who puts folks in danger for a good 75% of the show and then magically you're a captain and redeemable somehow.

Even Mondo had his arc and grew up. Beecha never did and is insufferable for the entire duration. Fight meeeee

Fuck Haman
Marry Haro
Kill Beecha

Mobile Soup Gourdom

Working with metallic paint when using Gunpla is so maddening: you use alcohol to pull the excess paint on a detail area only to get ~memories of glitter~ in a weird whitish trail afterwards.

All of which to say this goofy li'l kit build is taking way longer than I expected as a result.

I've either pleased or pissed off the Uniqlords, as I just got an email saying the pants are now delayed another seven business days.

Animals can be irrational in other ways than just fear, though. Once had a rabbit find a small cracker under a desk, and I swear she checked there every time she was out for at least six months afterwards.

Perhaps today the carpet spawns another treat somehow!

(And +1 for horses being neurotic.)

Uniqlo just doesn't care about delivering anything at a modern speed and I love that for them.

Those pants you ordered? They need to go through an isekai b-plot before arriving first. It'll be two weeks. Deal.