Jake 🐢

One battle after another was actually such a fucking good movie.

One thing about me, I will put “:)” in an academic email.

Almost maxed out the cable machine at the gym :3 I’m just a big strong hairy woman with a huge c*ck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A photo of an orange cat mid-yawn. I’ve named him Quentin Tarantino.

Pushing past my mate in his house so I can go see his cat that I have renamed and become best mates with.

Having to ask a professor if they’ll be on my dissertation committee felt like confessing I have an academic crush on them. What the fuck.

Yesssssssss!!

Worth it :)

Just paid a man to stab me 🤤

Marge Simpson krumping. She’s serving tbqh.

Bf got us tickets to see one of my all time favourite bands!!! :) so I got us tickets to see 2 bands we both love that are playing together. I REFUSE to be outdone lmfao

There’s a very strange and unique feeling of sharing the bus to/from uni with the students you teach

For Whom The Hooba Stank

You ate with this one tbh

I had 10 minutes to present today. I gave my speech, ran a little activity, and answered questions. I then turned to my mate and asked “how long was that?” And she deadass looked at me and said “40 minutes”.

Feds Disappear Trans People from “LGBT” Intel reports on threats to Pride events reveal campaign to stamp out the word “transgender”

U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...

My new Gretsch Electromatic CVT in Wytchwood Green (the cuntiest of colours) with the pickguard taken off and the pickups removed ready to replace. The guitar is laid out on my bed.

I’ve owned this Gretsch guitar for less than 24 hours. I simply cannot help myself.

Whoever designed the Northstar v8 engine, I just wanna have a chat.

NYT really hit it outta the park with pips. I stay pipping. The day I stop pipping is the day I die. Need that pip fix. Etc etc.

His mum messaged me today to just say hi 🥰😭

There’s nothing that genuinely pisses me off more than a hypocrite.

A photo of me in a pink Calvin Klein jock with a new tattoo at the top of my leg near the waistband. It’s a pink candy heart that says “LIVE THRU THIS” on it.

New tattoo goes soooo fucking hard. Obsessed.

Got called “jacked” today hehehe 💅

Whenever my brain is idling it’s playing the intro/main riff to Phanta - Le Tigre on repeat

Can’t imagine my life without @raynarvaezjr.sucks playing a simulator game in the background. Iconic tbh.

Lord help me, he’s put on jazz

Disregard. Proud of you.

Beautiful, really.

Okay please actually do this though

Good morning!!!!

Won bfs family over 💅

McDonalds sign over a nondescript black metal door

the hamburglar just tortured my dick off at the mcfucking cia blacksite in the detroit airport