Jake 🐢

Gonna have to get another PhD just to get my Boss ES-5 to play nice with my HX Effects

Shitty ex housemate stole my Switch and all my games so I’ve now lost all the Pokemon I’ve had since I was a kid because of one selfish cunt. Fucking livid.

ICE Making List of Anyone Who Films Them “We have a nice little database and now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”

🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...

Oh this got me a lil horny ngl

I love when the university pays for me to go to a conference and I get to see all my conference buddies. I always make new friends when I’m at them too, both inside and outside of the conference itself :3

A 3D print of an owl with the moon, some flowers, and leaves.

A 3D print of an octopus with Dwayne Johnson’s head on it. It’s called a Rocktopus.

Printing little gifts for my bf using my 3D printer and then running them into the next room to him while he works and saying “I made this for you” and then running away to print something else.

A close up of a Florida Scrub Jay on a branch

Another photo of a Florida Scrub Jay, showing more of its back.

Still thinking about these beautiful little bastards 💙

Marge Simpson holding two jugs of “homemade Pepsi”

Me ever since I got the Pepsi zero flavour syrup for my drinkmate

HE’S FINALLY OFF THE LEASE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

A photo of a Florida Blue Jay standing on top of my head

I was chosen today by this Florida Scrub Jay 🥰

A picture of me laying down on a towel at the beach. I am reading a book and my ass is out.

Found a nude beach :3

Anyway, I saw manatees and turtles this morning and am now crushing a strawberry lemon drop and am having a blast :3

It’s kinda upsetting how much fun I have every time I come to Florida. This place could be so fucking cool if the old bastards stopped ruining shit, damn.

Took part in the pilgrimage from the theatre showing Avatar, to the bathroom.

Hell yeah! Added back, mate!! 😊

A photo of me in a mirror, I am flexing my arm and am looking like a big strong wo(man)

I guess the gym has been paying off…

Duration 49min Volume 13,480 lbs Records 11 HEVY @bulkbogan94

Having my big strong man/woman moment. I’ve been using the Hevy app for a little bit now and I really like it so add me on it if you also use it 😊

Really excited to read Melissa Auf der Maur’s book when it gets released.

I wonder if I’ll ever be able to listen to Silver Springs and not cry. Probably not.

I'm on a 75 day learning streak! duolingo

2025 Reading Challenge Great pace! You're 1 book ahead of schedule. 24 of 25 books read | 14 days left 96%

Arms (Apartment Gym) 47min Duration 17,300 lbs Volume 6 Exercises 13 Records HEVY @bulkbogan94

A screenshot of an Instagram story upload with a warning saying: “This caption looks similar to others that have been reported” with the options of “edit caption, learn more, and share anyway” The caption says “you can eat my entire ass, miss pam” over an article about her dumbass trying to place bounties on trans activists.

Hell of a day

Had to grip the handrail to make it down the stairs to my apartment.
(Also add me on #Hevy / #Hevyapp because I need more gym buddies xoxo)

Leg/butt day is kicking my legs/butt rn

MY LOCATION Raleigh -6 Feels Like: -17° H:11° L:-8°

This feels illegal

Just found out my housemate, who got mad at me when I didn’t fall in love with him, is meeting people I’ve met and telling everyone his deluded version of events as if it were facts. He’s literally going out of his way to get people to not like me while I am at home playing powerwash simulator 2

Just finished taking the last class of my PhD program!!!

MOTHERFUCKER SPOTTED‼️‼️

Happy power washing simulator 2 and audiobook season to all who celebrate

Really enjoying my husband era

A flyer for an upcoming gig that reads: Punkadelic Sunday Crashout & Violets Nov 23rd - 6pm - 8pm Berkeley Cafe 428 S Dawson Free Entry - Cash donations appreciated Eye Level Events

This Sunday night we are playing the Berkeley Cafe with Violets and by golly gosh, we sure would love to see you there 👉👈

It’s even FREE ENTRY!!! Gee whiz mister, we sure are hankering for this rocking shindig!!

#Newmusic #NCMusic #PunkBand #NowPlaying #QueerPunk #LiveMusic #Raleigh #MusicSky

Unapologetic Music Opinion #1:

Low in High School by Morrissey is such a good album