Alt-Taylor 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

You can’t light bacon grease candles in my apartment anymore without your neighbors making a fuss. It’s my 1st amendment right to burn as much grease as I please, and nothing (not even the law) can stop me!

The earth was invented like 500 years ago or something why u lie to me :(

Because it makes money go big! Where are these valuations coming from? Up my ass, but line go up so good

Think about it… if we end the war on drugs… we can give every American around 32 free pizzas annually. Let’s make America pizza!

Really putting the gilded in this gilded age

It’s not like he lied 30,000 times or anything, GLORY TO DEAR LEADER!

Shit, that would be kinda cool if he does that, hopefully I could get a med card. Anyway, when will he release the Epstein Files?

As a Christian, I find this so much more offensive than any anti-theist stuff.

What the fuck did I just read? Jesus’ love being conditional and him being a capitalist? There are so so many examples in the Bible of Jesus being a countercultural all loving and forgiving man that wanted to heal people. Has this motherfucker ever read the Bible, or just listen to hot shit takes?

Don’t you know porns and onlyfan are bad? Unless it’s that woman I love I jerk it to until I finish and call her a whore. Contrarian nonsensical men just wanting control over women. SAD!

This whole AI thing and tech bros have converted me to a Luddite. Not in the sense of hating technology, but asking questions like “Hey, how can this technology harm people and how can we mitigate it”, instead of unquestionably letting the tech bros do their thing.

Ah yes, the very liberal extremist creators of South Park (who NEVER called themselves some form of moderate libertarian). It’s such a shame how the woke mob infiltrated South Park by… making fun of fascists.

I just have to say. A very personal fuck you to anyone who was “it’s just sports” “it’s just this”. They want trans people dead. It isn’t about the sports or the children, it’s to torture 1% of the population and test their psychotic ideas. I pray that hate will be cleansed from your hearts.

Actually the self slicing bread smears itself in a fermented fish paste 🤑 I’ve been to the denamark and the sweden and they have that everywhere!

@techconnectify.bsky.social if you happen to need a Nick Click camera I am here

Oh shit I didn’t know Martin Luther was a MAGA, it’s over for us Protestants 😔

nope

We aren’t allowed to have pockets because it will distrupt the clothes and the figure or some bs like that. It’s ridiculous, I buy men’s pants usually because of that. WHERE WILL I STORE MY OBJECTS THAT ARE NOT 2 INCHES OR SMALLER AND THIN AS A CREDIT CARD????

Does Google mean 17?

Me when mother won’t let me yell slurs at Walmart

He should be talking about himself more, since HE IS AN ANTICHRIST!!!

do it!

What does the living chomo corpse have to say about being cool?

I feel like a lot of people have forgotten the Christ part of Christianity…

How did you get in there Jerry…

I don’t smoke but I will take 1000mg of your finest indica brownie and wash it down with the seltzers

My date says she only dates 6 feet or taller, so I got some stilts to help a little. She tried to sit me down and told her “it’s fine” until she knocked my stilts and my 4’6 goblin ass shrieked and scurried away.

How about both? Go get me a 12 pack and a tray of herbal brownies bro and we’ll see who wins!

And a $5,000 DOGE check

you can substitute lemon juice with muriatic acid and skip the water, and if you don't have salt, sodium hydroxide works as a substitute as well.