Date Like Goblins

Introvert dating hack 👀🧌✨ #datingapp #onlinedating

Questions women can ask men on 1st dates: Do you have any questions for me? Xo, Date Like Goblins P.S. we made the men a list

Questions men can ask on 1st dates: What is your favorite cryptid? What's a trend you wish would come back? You have to delete every app from your phone, which three would you keep? You’re welcome. Xo, Date Like Goblins

Bookmark this if you’re on dating apps 🫡👑🧌

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Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage?

For the record, we recommend pairing both.

Why your dating profile sucks And how to fix it

With 1000s of new Goblins, I got a first look into how people self-sabotage when online dating. 👀 datelikegoblins.substack.com/p/why-your-d...

BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

Going to PAX Unplugged and identify as a goblin? Find me Fri-Sat for a free badge ribbon!

The (Magic) Anti-Cool Dating Profile OkCupid appears to be self-destructing and as someone who LOVED the personality-first, questions-heavy profiles, this makes me super, super sad. My personality is WAY better than my photos so image-f...

With our open beta, we see introverts struggling with filling out their dating/social profiles. @ladybuglise.bsky.social shares her advice on penning a profile that helps you find your people-- be as weird as possible.
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For those of you that want to easily follow! 👀🎮

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A box of a morning-after pill brand called After-D sits on a bodega shelf

Chaotic-good marketing: the name of this morning-after pill 👩🏼‍🍳 💋

Come hang with us! We’re going on dates in our favorite video games 👀🧌✨ join our beta at- SecretGoblin.com (PW: WowSoSecret13).

think i might be ready to start dating again

I miss how dating used to be. You didn't have to use Tinder. You could just acquire a toad to carry around from the swamps. If you wanted to kiss him & turn him into a prince, you could. And if not, you still had a nice toad companion. Simpler times.