artphobos

*reads that John Brown and co used broadswords to kill slave owners*

oh i guess this means 19th century double edged sabers which were called broadswords.

*turns out no he used actual Conan-ass broadswords*

I don't have any proper art, but this is the best I've done in recent years..... ... .

Jaguar commission!

greyscale art of Gordon in his HEV suit sitting on a crate, leaning with his elob on his knee propping his chin up, staring confusedly/annoyedly at a headcrab sticking out of the ground, a little bubble with a dead headcrab face in it rising out of the little critter. there's a second dead headcrab a little further back, only feet showing, also with the dead headcrab bubble above it.

'....they DIG now?'

I have my security set to not let people I dun follow tag me YET HERE I AM GETTING TAGGED BY PEOPLE I DO NOT FOLLOW OR EVEN KNOW

Serverblight - YouTube An inhuman horror stalks the dark corners of Team Fortress 2. Ever hungering, this beast will never rest until you have been made a part of it.

Last night, I stumbled on a yt horror series set in Team Fortress 2 and it is legit way more disturbing than a lot of 'original' analogue horror I've seen lately. It def was nothing like what I was expecting (which was goofyassed creepypasta)
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

happens on phone and desktop. Sometimes reloading helps, but not always. Its frustrating af.

BSKY, WHY IS THE CHAT WINDOW LIKE THIS??? Makes it a pain in the ass to answer anything when its hidden behind a damn text input

For me, its a comfort subject, much like eating mac-and-cheese or watching Big Trouble in Little China for the 300th time. Its fun to work on and others like it too, and far be it from me to not provide the happy.

Baby Goose Abandoned by Its Parents Learns to Be a Tall Bird After Finding an 'Unexpected Family' with 3 Cranes A baby Canada goose abandoned as an egg found an 'unexpected family' with a pair of Sandhill cranes, and their colt, in Madison, Wis., in the spring of 2025. Madison-based photographer Alan Ginsberg h...

Anyway the photos are precious, blended bird families are the best, this is surprisingly great scicomm from People magazine, and this is the kind of story I needed today: people.com/crane-family...

closeup of a pot of soup with visible chunks of chicken, dent corn, anasazi beans, onions, gold bell pepper, guajillo chile, and seasonings simmering away.

My beautiful pozole pollo for tonight's dinner. Still needs another hour on simmer but man, it smells so good.

Stripe and Paypal are also part of this mess too. MC and Visa are already buckling under the onslaught.

I suppose it's time for me to put out the feelers for rpg illo work again.

Open for contract rpg illustration work. Will do color, prefer to do b&w.

*sends out the paper airplanes*

mrehehehehehehe

a threesome of two men topped by a woman with a strap-on, the middle wearing an golden orange ball gag, a pink collar with a red cord leached to it and wrapped around the woman's gloved hand, and a similar cuff on the visible wrist. He is draped across the other man's back, holding onto his shoulder and chest as if for dear life. Colors are a variety of golds and purples, like the sunrise colors.

absolute gremlin HL art from me again (nsfw ahead)

only took me 4 goddamn months of indecision on colors D:<

Ink and copic drawing on a 2.5" x 3.5" sketch card- Barney and Gordon leaning in as if for a selfie, Gordon's got one hand up curled in a half heat gesture, expecting Barney to complete it, but Barney is flipping the bird instead. Gordon's thought bubble say '...why?' as he grumps at Barn, who has a smartass smirk.

Tried seeing if I could still see well enough to draw on a sketch card (got a lot of blanks left). I did ok, not as good as I used to be able to do though because half of what I can see even with my strong readers on was blurry. Prolly gonna stick to portrait shots for any more.

Barn, you jackass.

line drawing over a lavender-pink background gradation- Alyx wrapped bother her arms around Barney's neck/shoulders from behind, and he's got both arms up in surrender while being pulled back a bit. He's smiling but worried, she's got a mischievous smirk on her face.

Alyx is gonna accidentally murder Barney one day, and it'll be the happiest day of his life (she's just training some anti-metrocop moves, istg)

Was practicing some anatomy.

sad coffee hours is when you crack open your bottle of perfectly good instant cold brew to find that you hadn't closed the lid tight enough last time (2 days ago) and now somehow you have to break up the 4 inch thick piece of masonry in the bottle

:(

....a perfect a response as one could hope for.

The sad part is that there USED to be quite a few parental control programs like 20 years ago. But with the corporate sanitization of the internet, those programs got pushed out. There's still some around, but none are the more simple install/interface, and there SHOULD be more available.

Until this current morailty crisis subsides, I suggest anyone commissioning adult work from your artists do a favor and NEVER mention its for adult work in the slightest on ANTHING that can be read by Paypal or the cc companies. Only say its for art prints or illustration if you need the note.

Keep in mind these checks have NEVER worked, only hardware level (personal computers) works, and this is the toe in the door to keep tabs on who best to stick it to. Its never been about child safety, its been about eradicating anything not in line with what only certain groups disagree with.

Are you FUCKING KODDING ME

SO ICE is just ignoring borders now and kidnapping people from their own country? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

I have an ENTIRE FUCKING SPIEL about this, and its why I draw a lot male pinups. Draw men the way female pinups are drawn, and you might start understanding the difference. Tumblr spent a whole year skewering this using Hawkeye as their pinup to illustrate this point (aka The Hawkeye Initiative)

“Rowling has made it perfectly clear that she sees financial support of her work as a direct endorsement of her views. … It shouldn’t be harder for you to let go of a children’s book series than it is to let queer and trans people know that you’re in their corner.” — KD

Go figure, huh?

.....wow.

WOW.

...just.....target was supposed to be a step UP from Walmart wtf

I am so glad I stopped giving Netflix money if all they're going to do with it is force people out of jobs and try making slop instead.

Also, sign up for PBS Passport! You pay what you want, money goes to your local station, and you get access to tons more great programming on-demand. help.pbs.org/support/solu...

Its not a warning, its facism in active action NOW. The time for warnings was 2 years ago.