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Naw same cause I told her “I fwy and even tho no one else could get away with ts you can” but even I have limits

It was better than I thought it would be

Ugh I love a big man that can dance 🥴😮‍💨🫠

I do not want to think about the amount of pizza I gotta make at work tomorrow 😭

I also haven’t been drinking soda since the new year started and have cut out basically everything but water*.. it’s been awful not being able to do either but the way things are going these days it’s either this or I go back to my old ways

Y’all it’s aint much but I’ve been growin out my nails & they’re long enough that when I scratch things it’s actually doing something! I went to scratch my leg the other night and was like “this is the best scratch I’ve gotten in years” they’re long enough I’ve actually hurt myself scratching 😅🥹

I gotta hg that text like this and I love her and will not tell her to change & she’s aware how much I hate how she texts but its like girl that was 1 maybe 2 texts you got me thinkin the baby’s coming or something!! I think you in trouble you just tellin me bout some brownies u made

Trying times :(

If I’m gonna say sumn overly violent as a reaction to something I’m just gonna say “tldr [adjective] violence” cause atp the amount of anger in me doesn’t need to be detailed just know whatever I didn’t say was probably creatively devious

If u one of my crew and ain’t been texting me just know I gotta attitude cause all of y’all are pmo rn

Still not over how funny of a line “breath smell like horse sex” is because cardi girl ur from the city why uk what horse sex smell like?!

As the oldest daughter I am my daddy’s first son so when I send him songs from the pov of a son to his dad it’s still accurate because see above.

This year I gotta get out more

this is the part that is hard for people to understand. but once you do… you can’t unsee it.

Closing at work and my shuffled music is giving WMBD behavior

I hate when I can tell I need to poo but don’t got optimal poo time and vibes smhhhh

Ive had convos (in private mainly) many times to friends about wanting to try other “non-trad.” animals and the pushback I get is so funny to me like, bsfr! u only eat as much 🍗 as u do b/c they’re easy to have a lot of & durable (because birds) I have free will and human curiosity! Lemme eat it gdi

Great news 🙃 stg is a mf tree in my back yard blow up that’ll be my 13th

Promise a ‘smart’ animal don’t taste no better or worse than a ‘dumb’ one and if you’re trying to save the smart ones by reminding me they have abilities to feel and think and stuff I’m just like… “Soo.. they are alive? Ok, And? they won’t be able to do any of that by the time I’m gonna eat them 🤷🏽‍♀️”

60 days til the wordle is FETTY

ok but who gave them permission? did they ask you? did y'all get to vote? because i didn't and you can't get permission after the fact

also see the 'permission' they got to steal your art and literature and privacy. they're literally spitting in your faces and telling you it's rain

“Do you think the intellectual ability of the animal is what STOPS me from eating animals horses or other humans??” (TBC‼️I have no desire to eat humans!) but just like I desire to eat me some swine and bovine, the intelligence wasnt on the criteria.. y’all think that’s weird? (2)

Imma be honest I have never considered never plant to consider nor factored in intelligent of the animals I consumed.. I can be drawn to sympathize with peoples reasons to not consume other living beings but when people bring up how smart certain animals are in my head I’m just like.. (1)

Shit aint right and I am sick of it I’m bout to do like my grandma and punish everyone for how SOME of y’all been moving smh

I’m bout to scrap all these mfs man istg

Captured intelligence

Ngl I feel like a bat and life is Oz (rip)

I don’t have it in me to gaf bout anything theses days, romantic platonic familial none of it if I keep giving I will end with nothing left and I’m already in debt

Having parents around but not ever being able to rely on them has done damage to me and my relationship and feelings towards my parents that I think genuinely could only be mended financially atp I am hyper dependent to the point of my own detriment and it’s only set me up to fail and be used. Thanx

I don’t see the point anymore, y’all said ts would get better and the bold face lie is making me even more angry about not being successful last time, I should’ve died I don’t want to do ts anymore and I’m mad y’all convinced me otherwise