sexual magician

paying for things out of love of the game

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

i think between this and the move to prioritize distance learning, the model college admins want to move to is 'adjunct teaching classes for three universities at the same time and still not making a living wage'

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

it's butt naked because your butt is out. simple as

once again trump is taking credit for massive poop machine innovations that were actually funded by the biden administration

the mayor should be a purely ceremonial role who wears a big top hat and leads parades while the actual management of the city should be handled by a class of professional bureaucrats

that's kind of supergiant's fault for marketing it that way lol

insane to think about but Jingle Bells was written for a Coke ad in 1947

they got kkklan oreos now

great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'

i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front

i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen

deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing

love that book, did it for a book club last winter. you see the title and think to yourself 'well it can't really be *that* bad' and then you read the book and it really is

they're making toilet two factor authentication real

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

Trump comments on the opposition: "I  thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."

 "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."

they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13

It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper

have a very similar thing on my dad's side of the family, everyone has died of cancer before 65. family legend says there's a curse but i think it's because they live 80 miles downwind of the Nevada Test Site

heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball

under armour flag shirt

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy

I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.

it wasn't until college that i learned that there were other places to put a tv than mounted 6 feet above a fireplace

I spent most of my life between birth and 17 in rooms that looked like that one

me 😝

unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree