Chuck: Fuck you forever. You weak, capitulating, corporatist collaborator. You make Quisling look resolute.

Shit-eaters?

Fuck him, his family, his friends, his pets and his house plants.

You were fucking WARNED.

If not he needs to learn how to be in charge of his caucus.

We have momentum. HAD momentum. Now the party is going full Vichy.

There’s no fucking point to @schumer.senate.gov continuing in any capacity. He’s useless, ineffective, spineless and whole lot of other leases. He’s just…less.

Quisling had more balls.

He's not even a tea time consigliere.

He’s the wrong man for any moment, past, present or future. Wrong man, wrong time, wrong place. Just wrong all around.

@kaine.senate.gov GUARANTEES?!? Are you fucking STUPID?

It doesn’t guarantee SHIT. You have no means to enforce this deal. You’ve gained NOTHING.

You are even less useful now than when you were dead weight on the 2016 ticket.

He should’ve stepped down twenty years ago.

@schumer.senate.gov fuck you, you fucking fuck. What are you even DOING?

Why the fuck is Schumer bothering to breathe? He serves no purpose other than to make Quisling and Chamberlain look good.

The fuck are you talking about? He’s the goddamned LEADER. If he can’t control his caucus he has no purpose on this Earth.

Dealer: alright everyone ante up

Chuck Schumer: I fold

Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet

Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

The difference is that the repulsive Republicans are doing THEIR job, which is to destroy the Republic. HIS job is to DEFEND it. Useless paper maché scarecrow of a man.

He makes Chamberlain and Quisling look useful in comparison.

What is the point of @schumer.senate.gov’s existence? Just to make Chamberlain and Quisling look good in comparison?

Jesus fuck, we need FIGHTERS not collaborators.

Dear “leader” @schumer.senate.gov why are you such useless Vichy collaborator? You make Quisling look like William the Conqueror.

You got NOTHING in exchange for your capitulation. There are used condoms under the boardwalk in Atlantic City that would make more effective opposition.

Was he on his way to a ski competition?

In his defense, he doesn’t know because his brain is a sack of room-temperature tapioca. The people who are actually in charge know, but they’re not being asked.

Prior to the current Regime, the idea of judicial independence had some objective basis in fact. Sadly, that is no longer the case. I say this based on the clear pattern of Regime judges ruling in favor of the Regime and contrary to existing precedent.

Yes, they did. And if the energy is maintained we have a shot in 2026. That assumes the Regime doesn’t declare martial law and cancel elections. It also assumes Johnson will ever seat incoming Democrats.

JD did her eyes, I see.

This “not fascist yet, we swear” regime is overtly stating that it has no intention of allowing free and fair elections in 2026. At least, it is if you’re paying the slightest attention and have an understanding of American and European history. The coup isn’t *complete* but it IS happening.

As soon as that man fell, Oz crouched down and sold him three bottles of supplements.

Yeah, and four decades of gaslighting from the right as the Overton window was shifted, in broad daylight, has helped to strip “fascism” of useful meaning.

Which is the point.

They’ve been playing a long game of psyops, and their opponents have been naively playing by obsolete rules.

The problem with than analysis is that it poses serious risk of complacency. We lost 2024 because too many people thought it couldn’t possibly as bad as we said it was.

Considering his birther bullshit circa 2008, he’s a Cuban Canadian as far as I’m concerned.

Also a Canadian, having been born there. And a Cuban, having a Cuban father.

The fall may not be complete, it may not even be past the point of recovery. But the fall is absolutely in progress, right now. Today.

Well, crisis averted. It’s totally fine now.