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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ΚŽΙ™ΚžΙ”ΙΙ° ΙŸΙŸΙ™ΙΌ

@jeff-mackey.bsky.social

This is my letter to the world/that only sent me spam. Per my teachers, I am apparently a bright boy, but I do not apply myself. Pronouns are he/him, though in some circles, I'm also referred to as "Oh...πŸ™„...her." Theater, atheism, and science are my jam.

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ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

07.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21967    πŸ” 5534    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 303

Every Democratic official needs to learn from this. We cannot be complicit in sustaining the trite, slanted narratives pushed by the conflict-seeking stenographers of the press corps.

31.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No. But thanks for asking.

23.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. β€οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

13.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 30915    πŸ” 8379    πŸ’¬ 829    πŸ“Œ 439

With all of the problems facing Texas at this precarious time, the Governor spends his time threatening our community over...crosswalks.

F--- these people.

Also, for no particular reason, does anyone have a good source for paint and rollers with a discount for buying, say, a half-dozen at a time?

09.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

07.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8150    πŸ” 1302    πŸ’¬ 189    πŸ“Œ 155

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say β€˜martial arts,' β€˜martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

07.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3629    πŸ” 662    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 53
Billy Joel - Just The Way You Are (from Old Grey Whistle Test)
YouTube video by billyjoelVEVO Billy Joel - Just The Way You Are (from Old Grey Whistle Test)

#ArtistFave15
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

Billy Joel
Isn’t just a musician, he’s a genre of his own. His songs narrate life. No one sounds like him, and no one ever will. #BillyJoel #Legend 🎹 🎼

10/4 - #12

Just The Way You Are

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkuJ...

03.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A grue jay? Rare hybrid bird identified in Texas Biologists at The University of Texas at Austin, who have reported discovering a bird that's the natural result of a green jay and a blue jay's mating, say it may be among the first examples of a hybr...

I never knew there was such a thing as a green jay, much less that they can be found in Texas. Now sighting one has been added to my bucket list. (Not sure I'll live to see the hybrid.)

phys.org/news/2025-09...

19.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"

Turns out, mom was right.

18.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5034    πŸ” 2316    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 79

*stepping out of a time machine in 2007*

I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice

18.09.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1573    πŸ” 351    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33

RIP Giorgio Armani. You would have loved me; everything about me is unstructured

04.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Yglesias is the high school outcast who thinks he's the cool one since he listens to bands no one else has heard of -- and wouldn't like if they had. Being a contrarian is his whole personality, and his authorial voice is even more grating than his speaking voice.

28.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NPR HEADLINE, march 2025: Trump team revokes $11
billion in funding for addiction, mental health care

NPR HEADLINE, march 2025: Trump team revokes $11 billion in funding for addiction, mental health care

β€œIt’s the goddamn guns!”

RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue

Also RFK Jr:

28.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

28.08.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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Houston Health Department director retires after 21 years of service Longtime directorΒ Stephen Williams helped lead the city through numerous health challenges, namely the COVID-19 pandemic.

Houston Health Department director Stephen Williams retires after more than 21 years of service: my best wishes and many thanks for your extraordinary leadership at Houston Health Dept it was an honor for me to work with your during COVID, Zika and more

www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/hou...

28.08.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Me, too, though I wouldn't get much use out of it now since it would just be black ("Anxious") the whole time.

26.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.

25.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12812    πŸ” 2430    πŸ’¬ 840    πŸ“Œ 241

I know why MAGA has such an affinity for Cracker Barrell. My very first protest was in front of a Cracker Barrell. It had fired an employee for being a lesbian. And a whole new world of being involved in the lives of others opened up to me.

So I get why MAGA claims Cracker Barrell as its own.

22.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2156    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 20
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Houston hits 30,500 jobs gone in one month This year's decline was notably steeper than normal.

Is America "great again" yet?

www.chron.com/business/art...

22.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Krusty the Klown saying β€œJames Dobsons dead” followed by a goofy laugh

Krusty the Klown saying β€œJames Dobsons dead” followed by a goofy laugh

21.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them

14.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

Is anyone even slightly surprised?

13.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⬇️⬇️⬇️

12.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE: Houston-area Trump-themed burger joint owner now facing deportation Roland Beainy, the Lebanese owner of President Donald Trump-themed restaurants in and around Houston, is facing deportation.

I have to admit, I think ICE actually performed a useful service -- just this one time...

www.khou.com/article/news...

08.08.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So true.

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