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@merryvale.bsky.social

Writer of the lyrics to The One Show on BBC One.

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Very impressive piece of work that!

24.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Replacements already announced.

23.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gather that, at his recent appearance at Southwark Court, he was offered the opportunity to enter the building via a discreet door at the back.

He declined this offer, preferring to make a very public entrance/exit.

Says it all really.

23.10.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, no blue tick, now Blue Circle.

22.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if that was all 550 of them?

(NB - there were 35 (35!!!) there providing coverage for BBC News. Go figure).

21.10.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only output will be a conclusion that "lessons have been learned"; no custodial sentences will be handed out, no fines imposed...

The only thing that will change are the bank accounts of the various legal attendees.

21.10.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A guy called Matt Hardy, goes by the social media name of, β€œBlade Runner”.

He and his cohort go around defacing traffic lights and ULEZ cameras in Hillingdon but weirdly don’t do this in Westminster where it would have more impact.

19.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly it’s all a game for him.

15.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of your best ever. *tips hat*

15.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s Christmas sorted!

14.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swede
Dune
Shaddap Your Face

13.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

it gets madder the longer you read it.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Er, are the sausages rubbish or you just can't eat them?!

10.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the breakfasts any good?

10.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to go there more frequently but a couple of them are deep in the Reform rabbit hole.

If you get my drift.

10.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends are going to Wetherspoons Uxbridge tomorrow night.

I’ll, um, pass on that thanks.

10.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTell us a bit about yourself”.

07.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Findus crispy pancakes and alphabetti spaghetti.

07.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Classic Reform - avoiding scrutiny and using distraction.

People just aren't listening.

06.10.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can increase it by more subject to government approval; for example.

City of Bradford: up to 10%

London Borough of Newham and Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead: up to 9%

Birmingham City, Somerset, and Trafford: up to 7.5%

06.10.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trouble is, there are still thousands of them that will see Reform as "the answer".

It really has shown how massively stupid swathes of the population actually are.

06.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How did we get here?

06.10.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Granted, it’s encouraging; however…

Do the funds actually exist to pay this fine?

Can they jailed for what they have done?

Will her β€œtitle” be taken away?

Who else is going to be prosecuted?

Good work nonetheless.

01.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noted - a mate has been singing this guys praises; I had a bad feeling about him after looking at a couple of his videos.

Will drop this into the conversation next time I see him.

01.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to Northala Fields earlier - good for a workout/walk - and views of the city as below.

Fun fact - they were created using waste from the original Wembley Stadium and the White City shopping centre.

30.09.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're forgetting the forced smile that she does when it dawns on her hat they need to appear, "cheerful".

That's Β£1.1M a year for you.

30.09.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much come to the conclusion that, when YouTube describe in their header that a video is, "hilarious", it isn't, in fact, "hilarious".

30.09.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their comms certainly do! I said that when I met with my MP last week and he agreed.

30.09.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I disagree - a billionaire funded, 24 hour a day TV station pumping out anti-Labour messages may *just* be a reason for it.

That and the worst client media ever.

30.09.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think these rings can also monitor sleep, heart rate, steps etc.

How society has functioned until 2025 without them I’ll never know.

30.09.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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