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A photogaph of the late great Errol Brown, singing "Sexy Thing"

A photogaph of the late great Errol Brown, singing "Sexy Thing"

*sings in Hot Chocolate*

Insects breath through spiracles
All day long
Insect-y thing (-secty-thing, -secty-thing)

15.02.2026 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a character that starts with 'O'

15.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Print featuring the silhouette of a bare hedgerow under a purple sky filled with birds flying in group formation

Print featuring the silhouette of a bare hedgerow under a purple sky filled with birds flying in group formation

'Storm light' by UK contemporary printmaker Mikki Bowers #WomensArt

15.02.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 456    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
An arc of a rainbow above houses, trees and cars

An arc of a rainbow above houses, trees and cars

Biblical weather, inasmuch as it has rained for forty days and forty nights, then this...๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒˆ

15.02.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to you too Swampy! ๐Ÿ™‚๐ŸŒžโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

15.02.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A large Regency house. Two sisters named Emilia and Charlotte talk on an upper floor.
"Mister Blackwell has come to call again." says Emilia as she looks out of the window "Oh, how I despise his uncouth manners and electric bicycle!"

Charlotte says "Sister, you will end up a spinster if you insist on a historically accurate suitor." 
and continues "The romance novel has changed, Emilia, and so must we."

Emilia replies "Easy for you to say. You are engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!"

They are walking through the house.

Charlotte says "Look at Cousin Lucy: She is quite plain, yet made a most advantageous match with the dragon queen of nalthrax."

"True." says Emilia opening the door.

The tall, solid figure of Miuster Blackwell stands at the door wearing a top hat and tailcoat:
"Ladies, I triumphed In my ice hockey match and won ten thousand a year in sponsorship! Miss Emilia, will you be my bride?" he is holding a hockey stick.

Emilia swoons into Charlotte's arms.

A large Regency house. Two sisters named Emilia and Charlotte talk on an upper floor. "Mister Blackwell has come to call again." says Emilia as she looks out of the window "Oh, how I despise his uncouth manners and electric bicycle!" Charlotte says "Sister, you will end up a spinster if you insist on a historically accurate suitor." and continues "The romance novel has changed, Emilia, and so must we." Emilia replies "Easy for you to say. You are engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!" They are walking through the house. Charlotte says "Look at Cousin Lucy: She is quite plain, yet made a most advantageous match with the dragon queen of nalthrax." "True." says Emilia opening the door. The tall, solid figure of Miuster Blackwell stands at the door wearing a top hat and tailcoat: "Ladies, I triumphed In my ice hockey match and won ten thousand a year in sponsorship! Miss Emilia, will you be my bride?" he is holding a hockey stick. Emilia swoons into Charlotte's arms.

A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com

15.02.2026 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 785    ๐Ÿ” 275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
A hotel corridor, lit by sickly fluorescent lighting, goes off into the distance seemingly forever.

A hotel corridor, lit by sickly fluorescent lighting, goes off into the distance seemingly forever.

Part ? in my occasional series of creepy hotel corridors.

I feel like I have been in this corridor many times before YET I HAVE NEVER BEEN HERE.

15.02.2026 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sunday

15.02.2026 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Stained glass window with two white female figures, one with a sword,the other carrying a head, both in robes and headscarfs, all in vivid colours with the word Judith above

Stained glass window with two white female figures, one with a sword,the other carrying a head, both in robes and headscarfs, all in vivid colours with the word Judith above

Margaret Agnes Rope (1882-1953) British stained glass artist in the Arts and Crafts movement tradition #womensart

15.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 329    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Anatomical illustration (vintage) of the heart.

Anatomical illustration (vintage) of the heart.

โ€˜I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine.โ€™ ~ Heathcliff in Emily Brontรซโ€™s Wuthering Heights.
#BookWormSat ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’”โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’˜

14.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.

14.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 649    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

๐Ÿ˜†

14.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see how that would be a shock to the system ๐Ÿ˜†

14.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Title: A Valentineโ€™s Day experiment 

In an effort to test the efficacy of cupids arrows of desire.

A placebo group is shot with regular arrows.

Their injuries range from moderate to sever.

Unexpectedly, romances struck up in hospital and lawyersโ€™ waiting rooms create a "romance ratio" similar to that of magic arrows.

However, once the cost of compensation claims is factored in, it is decided to discontinue.

Title: A Valentineโ€™s Day experiment In an effort to test the efficacy of cupids arrows of desire. A placebo group is shot with regular arrows. Their injuries range from moderate to sever. Unexpectedly, romances struck up in hospital and lawyersโ€™ waiting rooms create a "romance ratio" similar to that of magic arrows. However, once the cost of compensation claims is factored in, it is decided to discontinue.

A Valentineโ€™s Day cartoon for @newscientist.com

14.02.2026 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 826    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

That looks wild!

14.02.2026 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
View of a river with trees to either side and the sun above

View of a river with trees to either side and the sun above

View looking the other way, with the sun behind me. The sky is gloriously blue

View looking the other way, with the sun behind me. The sky is gloriously blue

There was a strange yellow ball in the sky this morning...whatever can it be?! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜Ž

14.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

14.02.2026 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah thanks Swampy, with the assistance of a kind neighbour I'm now back in the warm ๐Ÿ™‚

14.02.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Painting looking up at the front of a grand terraced home with long arched windows and iron railings, all in bluish hues

Painting looking up at the front of a grand terraced home with long arched windows and iron railings, all in bluish hues

Lucy Jones, contemporary artist living and working in Edinburgh New Town, painting and drawing the surrounding Georgian Architecture #WomensArt

14.02.2026 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 464    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hear shaped pendant created with patterned mosaic with floral designs in purple, black and white

Hear shaped pendant created with patterned mosaic with floral designs in purple, black and white

Kelly Gardner, artist whose work in mosaics and jewellery is inspired by and includes vintage china #womensart #ValentinesDay ๐Ÿ’œ

14.02.2026 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

'Color'? 'Fiber'??

Who have you become???๐Ÿ˜†

14.02.2026 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! One of my neighbours kindly came to my assistance in the end so I'm warming up nicely now ๐Ÿ™‚

14.02.2026 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In case you need a reminder: you are precious, you matter, you are loved ๐Ÿ’™

14.02.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking

This morning's task: repressurising a boiler

14.02.2026 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great to think I've got a miniature private secretary in my head ๐Ÿ˜†

13.02.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

13.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After all this time I'm a bit mothbeaten too ๐Ÿ˜

13.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The title page of a 1971 book by Karen DeCrow. The book is called The Young Womanโ€™s Guide to Liberation โ€” Alternatives to a Half-Life While the Choice is Still Yours. The publisherโ€™s name appears at the bottom of the page: Pegasus, a division of the Bobbs-Merrill Company Incorporated Publishers.

The title page of a 1971 book by Karen DeCrow. The book is called The Young Womanโ€™s Guide to Liberation โ€” Alternatives to a Half-Life While the Choice is Still Yours. The publisherโ€™s name appears at the bottom of the page: Pegasus, a division of the Bobbs-Merrill Company Incorporated Publishers.

From my vintage advice book collection: a 1971 book for young women. (I canโ€™t get over the subtitle.)

12.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1008    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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open.spotify.com/track/4fnx6W...

13.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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