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30.10.2025 08:38 — 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1BEEN LOOKIN' THROUGH MY NOSE
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PAUL McCARTNEY: In the early days I used to treat George a bit like a kid brother. ‘Pipe down son, the grown-ups are talking’, y’know? That all changed when George made his famous joke about George Martin’s tie. That moment was just like…’Wow’, y’know? To take such a tense situation, at the end of a session which maybe hadn’t been great in all honesty and turn it around like that? I saw George in a new light after that, and I know John did too. For years after, whenever he got on my nerves a bit or wanted to do something I wasn’t keen on, a voice inside me would say ‘If George was right about the tie joke, what else might he be right about?’ It’s like, I wasn’t all that keen on putting Isn’t It A Pity on Revolver at first, but then that voice kicked in: ‘He knows what he’s doing.’ So on it went, closing track, and was a great success. A few years later I had this song, Hey Jude. I thought it was great but George wasn’t convinced so we ditched it. Things were getting towards the end by then of course. I still think that final album All Things Must Pass holds up pretty well – I was pleased to get a couple of songs on there alongside George’s; Teddy Boy’s always been a great favourite of mine.
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PAUL McCARTNEY: In the early days I used to treat George a bit like a kid brother. ‘Pipe down son, the grown-ups are talking’, y’know? That all changed when George made his famous joke about George Martin’s tie. That moment was just like…’Wow’, y’know? To take such a tense situation, at the end of a session which maybe hadn’t been great in all honesty and turn it around like that? I saw George in a new light after that, and I know John did too. For years after, whenever he got on my nerves a bit or wanted to do something I wasn’t keen on, a voice inside me would say ‘If George was right about the tie joke, what else might he be right about?’ It’s like, I wasn’t all that keen on putting Isn’t It A Pity on Revolver at first, but then that voice kicked in: ‘He knows what he’s doing.’ So on it went, closing track, and was a great success. A few years later I had this song, Hey Jude. I thought it was great but George wasn’t convinced so we ditched it. Things were getting towards the end by then of course. I still think that final album All Things Must Pass holds up pretty well – I was pleased to get a couple of songs on there alongside George’s; Teddy Boy’s always been a great favourite of mine.
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27.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fascinating post about what was planned for, and left off, Anthology...
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JOHN LENNON: I always remember Pepper as a good time, you know. For most of that period I was staying with Paul at Cavendish Avenue; we’d be in and out of the studio at all hours. It felt like now we were off the treadmill of touring and all the rest of it we could really work on making good records, you know? There was just one evening I remember when things went a bit off. We were a few months into the sessions, must’ve been end of February, early March. I’d brought in a song based on a drawing Julian had done of some kid in his class – you’ll have heard the story a thousand times. Anyway, I’m running through it and I get to the last verse and George puts his hand up. I’m so surprised I stop playing. I mean, we didn’t do this, you know? “Yes George, what is it?” He looks at me. “I don’t like ‘looking-glass ties’.” I wonder if he thought that having pitched in on She Said, She Said on the last album it was open season or something. So just to be nice I say ‘Perhaps I’ll take that out.’ But then Paul jumps in ‘You won’t, you know – that’s the best line in it.’ I never forgot that.
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JOHN LENNON: I always remember Pepper as a good time, you know. For most of that period I was staying with Paul at Cavendish Avenue; we’d be in and out of the studio at all hours. It felt like now we were off the treadmill of touring and all the rest of it we could really work on making good records, you know? There was just one evening I remember when things went a bit off. We were a few months into the sessions, must’ve been end of February, early March. I’d brought in a song based on a drawing Julian had done of some kid in his class – you’ll have heard the story a thousand times. Anyway, I’m running through it and I get to the last verse and George puts his hand up. I’m so surprised I stop playing. I mean, we didn’t do this, you know? “Yes George, what is it?” He looks at me. “I don’t like ‘looking-glass ties’.” I wonder if he thought that having pitched in on She Said, She Said on the last album it was open season or something. So just to be nice I say ‘Perhaps I’ll take that out.’ But then Paul jumps in ‘You won’t, you know – that’s the best line in it.’ I never forgot that.
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As a child, when it came to art I was top of the class. At eighteen I get an interview at the Slade School of Fine Art. I’m in the tutor’s office and he’s looking through my work. Then I spot it. In the window behind him. A horse. Looking in from Gower Street. The tutor asks what my ambitions are. I start saying I want my art to bring people together, change the world, but all I can see is this horse looking in at me. Completely threw me. I ended up at Tooting College of Design. After that my first job was designing ceramics. At my desk on that first day all I could think of was that interview and how things could have been so different. I ended up working a horse into the design. Long story short, the client didn’t like my work and the agency ‘let me go’. Same thing kept happening. Seat designs for the tube. Wrapping paper for Woolworths. Kiddies wallpaper. Always horses. I wound up doing layout for cheap restaurant menus. Barely design at all. Stuck there almost thirty years. Then in 1954 a miracle; a chap I’d known at Tooting told me he’d just been appointed head of design at a big department store. He offered me a job. I bit his hand off. First day, I’m in the office, just off Regent St, and when I pick up the pencil all I can see is that horse again. But this time I find a way to make it work, interlocking it with another horse head, contrasting colours. It comes out really well. My boss isn’t sure. I say it could work, on a handkerchief or a tie. He’s not sure but says he’ll give it a go. It didn’t work out – they sold a handful over the next couple of months, then discontinued the line. So much for my dreams of changing the world.
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As a child, when it came to art I was top of the class. At eighteen I get an interview at the Slade School of Fine Art. I’m in the tutor’s office and he’s looking through my work. Then I spot it. In the window behind him. A horse. Looking in from Gower Street. The tutor asks what my ambitions are. I start saying I want my art to bring people together, change the world, but all I can see is this horse looking in at me. Completely threw me. I ended up at Tooting College of Design. After that my first job was designing ceramics. At my desk on that first day all I could think of was that interview and how things could have been so different. I ended up working a horse into the design. Long story short, the client didn’t like my work and the agency ‘let me go’. Same thing kept happening. Seat designs for the tube. Wrapping paper for Woolworths. Kiddies wallpaper. Always horses. I wound up doing layout for cheap restaurant menus. Barely design at all. Stuck there almost thirty years. Then in 1954 a miracle; a chap I’d known at Tooting told me he’d just been appointed head of design at a big department store. He offered me a job. I bit his hand off. First day, I’m in the office, just off Regent St, and when I pick up the pencil all I can see is that horse again. But this time I find a way to make it work, interlocking it with another horse head, contrasting colours. It comes out really well. My boss isn’t sure. I say it could work, on a handkerchief or a tie. He’s not sure but says he’ll give it a go. It didn’t work out – they sold a handful over the next couple of months, then discontinued the line. So much for my dreams of changing the world.
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10.10.2025 08:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's John Lennon's birthday. Here he is with The Beatles trying to get the opening of one of his songs right.
09.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Loving this ep. So glad you guys are back!
09.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was a bright cold day in June and the EMI clock was striking thirteen. George Harrison, chin nuzzled into his breast, whipped by a vile wind, slipped through the glass doors of Victory Studios. The reception smelt of boiled cabbage and magnetic tape. Enormous at the end of the foyer was a poster. It bore that thin, handsome face, hair slicked back, the eyes seemingly following you around the room. And the familiar words: EMI IS WATCHING YOU. On the telescreen, a prim young woman recited the latest record production figures. Harrison’s job was oiling the versificators, ensuring that the steady flow of automatically generated, unremarkable sentimental songs continued through the telescreens. He noticed McCartney in the line for the stairway. They had both attended the same indoctrination centre. Once, Harrison had heard him singing on the stairway. A great, catchy, sweeping melody about a girl. Dangerous. McCartney caught his eye cautiously. They quickly looked away. From the telescreens, a great voice boomed: TIES ARE PEACE. OPEN COLLARS ARE SLAVERY SARTORIAL UNITY IS STRENGTH A cough behind him and George gasped to find himself face to face with Martin. His eyeline filled with a horse-patterned half Windsor, tightly knotted. “Harrison,” Martin said, speaking with a mild, almost regretful irony, “I’m aware that yesterday I gave you some very clear instructions on the maintenance of these versficators. I need your report.. Is there anything you’re not happy with?” At sight of that face, so intelligent, his heart seemed to turn over. He almost stretched out a hand and laid it on Martin's arm. The old feeling, that at bottom it did not matter whether Martin was a friend or an enemy, had come back. Martin was a person who could be talked to. In some sense that went deeper than friendship, they were intimates: somewhere or other, although the actual words might never be spoken, there was a place where they could meet and talk. O'Brien was looking down at him with a…
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It was a bright cold day in June and the EMI clock was striking thirteen. George Harrison, chin nuzzled into his breast, whipped by a vile wind, slipped through the glass doors of Victory Studios. The reception smelt of boiled cabbage and magnetic tape. Enormous at the end of the foyer was a poster. It bore that thin, handsome face, hair slicked back, the eyes seemingly following you around the room. And the familiar words: EMI IS WATCHING YOU. On the telescreen, a prim young woman recited the latest record production figures. Harrison’s job was oiling the versificators, ensuring that the steady flow of automatically generated, unremarkable sentimental songs continued through the telescreens. He noticed McCartney in the line for the stairway. They had both attended the same indoctrination centre. Once, Harrison had heard him singing on the stairway. A great, catchy, sweeping melody about a girl. Dangerous. McCartney caught his eye cautiously. They quickly looked away. From the telescreens, a great voice boomed: TIES ARE PEACE. OPEN COLLARS ARE SLAVERY SARTORIAL UNITY IS STRENGTH A cough behind him and George gasped to find himself face to face with Martin. His eyeline filled with a horse-patterned half Windsor, tightly knotted. “Harrison,” Martin said, speaking with a mild, almost regretful irony, “I’m aware that yesterday I gave you some very clear instructions on the maintenance of these versficators. I need your report.. Is there anything you’re not happy with?” At sight of that face, so intelligent, his heart seemed to turn over. He almost stretched out a hand and laid it on Martin's arm. The old feeling, that at bottom it did not matter whether Martin was a friend or an enemy, had come back. Martin was a person who could be talked to. In some sense that went deeper than friendship, they were intimates: somewhere or other, although the actual words might never be spoken, there was a place where they could meet and talk. O'Brien was looking down at him with a…
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PG Wodehouse might have listened to Dark Side Of The Moon.
08.10.2025 08:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NORMAN SMITH: At the end of it all George Martin said to them ‘You’ve heard a lot from me. Is there anything you’re not happy with?’ After a pause George Harrison piped up. ‘Yes. I’m the youngest of four children which, while that’s meant I get the perks of being the ‘baby’ of the family, also means often feel ignored or side-lined.’ The other lads looked at each other, a little confused perhaps, but George Martin said ‘Go on?’ ‘My sister moved abroad a few years back’ continued Harrison. ‘I wouldn’t say we were particularly close, but the sudden absence of a sibling during a crucial developmental period…that’s got to have an effect surely?’ By now Harrison was leaning back in his chair, reclining almost. George Martin had started taking notes on his studio notepad. ‘And what about your professional life?’ he asked. ‘That can be a challenge too’ said Harrison. ‘I got deported during our engagement in Germany a while ago and had to come back home by myself.’ ‘So perhaps you felt…separated from your bandmates?’ ‘Yes, but it’s not just that. When we were solely a gigging band, I was one of three frontmen. Now the emphasis is shifting to songwriting, I’m starting to feel shut out.’ George Martin was nodding now. “Anything else coming to the surface?” ‘Yes’ Harrison said ‘I don’t like your tie.’
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NORMAN SMITH: At the end of it all George Martin said to them ‘You’ve heard a lot from me. Is there anything you’re not happy with?’ After a pause George Harrison piped up. ‘Yes. I’m the youngest of four children which, while that’s meant I get the perks of being the ‘baby’ of the family, also means often feel ignored or side-lined.’ The other lads looked at each other, a little confused perhaps, but George Martin said ‘Go on?’ ‘My sister moved abroad a few years back’ continued Harrison. ‘I wouldn’t say we were particularly close, but the sudden absence of a sibling during a crucial developmental period…that’s got to have an effect surely?’ By now Harrison was leaning back in his chair, reclining almost. George Martin had started taking notes on his studio notepad. ‘And what about your professional life?’ he asked. ‘That can be a challenge too’ said Harrison. ‘I got deported during our engagement in Germany a while ago and had to come back home by myself.’ ‘So perhaps you felt…separated from your bandmates?’ ‘Yes, but it’s not just that. When we were solely a gigging band, I was one of three frontmen. Now the emphasis is shifting to songwriting, I’m starting to feel shut out.’ George Martin was nodding now. “Anything else coming to the surface?” ‘Yes’ Harrison said ‘I don’t like your tie.’
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Wow! @marklewisohn.bsky.social and Obadiah Jones together on this week's episode of @gimmesometruthpod.bsky.social !
The two leading Beatles researchers in the world!
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Season 7 is officially GO.
First things first: George Harrison and John Lennon went on David Frost's show in 1967 to talk about their newfound practice of transcendental meditation, then came back next week and debated it with academics.
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30.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 110 🔁 61 💬 8 📌 7Back when Twitter was just about bearable I sent out a hopeful
Tweet asking for Lovely Beatles Moments. 
Not songs or albums - just shards of Beatleness that make people happy. 
I turned the responses into a little zine. 
Here it is. Hope you like it.
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In which he investigates THE WORST GUIDEBOOK IN THE WORLD: "How are things at walk? My lovely Lake District."
That's what I think will happen.
18.09.2025 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GEORGE MARTIN: It was a great honour of course to be asked to host a segment of 2002’s Party At The Palace for the Queen’s Golden Jubilee. The organisers had booked a really first-rate line-up of acts, starting with Brian May playing his guitar up on the roof of the palace, an image I think no-one who saw it will ever forget! When it was time for me to make my appearance on stage, the ASM came up to me in the wings and said ‘Sir George…I don’t like your tie.’ Now, a lot of people have made this joke to me over the years, an awful lot of people in fact, but one tries to be tolerant so I smiled and did a little laugh. I turned to walk on stage but the fellow grabbed my arm and said it again. ‘I don’t like your tie.’ By this point I’d had just about enough of this, and ‘Handbags and Gladrags’ was finishing so I shrugged him off and strode out onto the stage. Only later did I learn that the fine-striped tie I’d chosen for the occasion strobed terribly on camera and the poor fellow had just been trying to warn me. Apparently the BBC received over eight hundred complaints about it, and two viewers reported that they’d been physically sick. I felt so bad for that poor ASM – I made enquiries and found out his name was Ben. In my next score, which turned out in fact to be my last, the string arrangement of While My Guitar Gently Weeps for the ‘Love’ show, I put in a little ostinato figure for the ‘cello, about two and a half minutes in. It’s Morse code, spelling out ‘S-O-R-R-Y-B-E-N’. I hope that made amends in some small way.
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