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He's just this guy, you know?

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No one knows because the way streaming revenues are calculated is basically a black box.

18.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

(I always vote, but I don't really think it will create meaningful good change)

18.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not really an electoralist, but the NYC mayor giving Frederick Wiseman a shout-out is pretty fucking sick

18.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

America's favorite game: Disingenuous Piece of Shit or The Dumbest Fucking Person Ever To Draw Breath

17.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservative and reactionary centrist media is trying to set up a narrative in which GLP-1s are some kind of existential threat to body positivity and fat activism.

It's bullshit. If you want to lose weight, go for it. But not everyone can or wants to β€” and they deserve equal treatment regardless.

17.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1711    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

I don't have any direct evidence for it being the case, but based on my gut feelings I would love to travel back in time and break up PJ Soles and Dennis Quaid bc I really think he sabotaged her career and she should have been a much bigger star in the 80s and 90s

17.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we sure threads isn't part of an ARG for an upcoming premium cable adaptation of FOUCAULT'S PENDULUM?

17.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big ups to Courtney for shouting out ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL, which really is great.

17.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck πŸ‘ These πŸ‘ People
and fuck her and her shitheel husband in particular

16.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP to the greatest to ever do it youtu.be/dYWf3bD7OlM?...

16.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The question is always, if this company is worth a trillion dollars what trillion dollar problem is it fixing and the only possible answer to that question in the instance of A.I. is β€œwages.”

16.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom is the Jeb! of 2028

16.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

15.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10892    πŸ” 2762    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 33
Preview
What We Talk About When We Talk About The Weather On this morning's early dog walk, I was looking at the dawn-lit clouds slowly drifting across the brightening sky. "There's a flood warning," my partner said as I pulled myself back from admiring the ...

Musings on the meaning of rain: mystery-date.ghost.io/what-we-talk...

15.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lesserevilism, with alt text.

14.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I've added alt text to the original image excerpt.

14.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly thought I'd be hiding radical communism between gay werewolf smut but it's the other way around the gay werewolves are organizing

14.02.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Valentine's Day weekend is for candy, kisses, and American Cinematheque screenings of anti-fascist, Communist, experimental films from the great Portuguese director JoΓ£o CΓ©sar Monteiro, comrades.

14.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then a legacy sequel 20 years later where rock fans keep dying when they go into a house cursed by the angry spirits of Kurt Cobain, Layne Stanley, and Andrew Wood called THE GRUNGE

14.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PAY πŸ‘πŸΎ THE πŸ‘πŸΎ AUSCHWITZ πŸ‘πŸΎ GUARDS πŸ‘πŸΎ

14.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The inversion of electorial responsibilities by American libeerals is extremely bizarre to me. It's a mentality that Democrats cannot fail voters, the voters fail Democrats. If "your guy" didn't win it has nothing to do with the guy and everything to do with a disobedient electorate.

13.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 31
Tweet  by @cat_beltane dated Mar, 2018:

every time a bad take by conor friedersdorf pops on my TL, i engage with it by saying "conow fweedssodowf" out loud in homestar runner's voice, then closing the tab

Tweet by @cat_beltane dated Mar, 2018: every time a bad take by conor friedersdorf pops on my TL, i engage with it by saying "conow fweedssodowf" out loud in homestar runner's voice, then closing the tab

Nevhaw Fohwget

14.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI vocally supported immigration for years but then turned on immigrants to win votes” does not endear you to pro-immigrant voters or anti-immigrant voters.

It’s the same with every other issue. This is *the* reason people hate politicians, they’re wormy and fake.

14.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

On Reagan day we celebrate how Gavin Newsom will never be president.

14.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Borat with a Soviet flag

Borat with a Soviet flag

"MA LININ!"

13.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having seen SALTBURN (also bad) and enough of PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN to hate it, I'm glad the consensus seems to be that this new one is mid since it removes any sense of obligation I might have to see it.

13.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a pragmatic voter who often struggles with supporting a bad candidate, this one is easy for me: Newsom is a non-starter. I will never vote for him, and I will encourage everyone I meet not to vote for him under any circumstances.

13.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone posted about ElecTRONica from back in the day, which made me revisit these pics in which I like the way my hair looks, but also remember what a pain it was to have at that length.

13.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a youngish man holding a glowing drink looking at the camera

a youngish man holding a glowing drink looking at the camera

A youngish blond man with hair in his face kinda struggling to see straight bc he's so drunk.

A youngish blond man with hair in his face kinda struggling to see straight bc he's so drunk.

I had always heard it was just a rumor that they were going to play. The DJs they had when I went were pretty good. Though, as previously reported, I was pretty shitfaced. (Attached: Me before and after like 10 of those Glowjitos)

13.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

As far as I know they never actually did even though it was rumored a lot. Sidenote: That night was the drunkest I've ever been at a Disney park.

13.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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