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Artistic erotic photographer. Human being.

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04.02.2026 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not a fallacy I do not like waffles but love pancakes. Fuck waffles!

03.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird I had no problem doing it. May be different state to state

03.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean you can you just have to pay taxes on it.

03.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sex, lies and Polaroid film: Mary Killen on the Duchess of Argyll The target of an impoverished duke, Margaret, Duchess of Argyll loved the company of men. In this article from the January 2021 issue of Tatler, discover what happened when her intimate polaroids were...

www.tatler.com/article/mary...

03.02.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sex, lies and Polaroid film: Mary Killen on the Duchess of Argyll The target of an impoverished duke, Margaret, Duchess of Argyll loved the company of men. In this article from the January 2021 issue of Tatler, discover what happened when her intimate polaroids were...

www.tatler.com/article/mary...

03.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So meat?

03.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sex, lies and Polaroid film: Mary Killen on the Duchess of Argyll The target of an impoverished duke, Margaret, Duchess of Argyll loved the company of men. In this article from the January 2021 issue of Tatler, discover what happened when her intimate polaroids were...
03.02.2026 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhh I think I remember that one. Where these protovulcans think theyโ€™re gods?

03.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Ryan Murphy saw the substance and said to himself โ€œ I want to steal thatโ€ right?

03.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Promises promises

03.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh so now you canโ€™t introduce a horse and Rob Schneider to the equation??

03.02.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang you sure did piss some psycho off.

03.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly a catfish. What a loon.

03.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder Man was absolutely fucking brilliant. It was Meta in the very best way, early Netflix 2000s indie TV show in the very best way, and everything that Marvel should strive to transcend to. It honored the source material and went beyond it, and it honored Hollywood and movie magic in the process.

03.02.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do people care what racists think

03.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure he carries those death with him.

03.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They didnโ€™t predict the smart phone. Itโ€™s common knowledge that the people who invented the flip phone thought the communicators were so cool that they modeled them after them.

03.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which episode?

03.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, fuck them. Sheโ€™s fucking gorgeous.

03.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem that we have when we say all the members of any group of people are bad is that it makes us create otherness, which makes us no better than the ones that other us. I just donโ€™t see how that solves any kind of problem.

03.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While I agree that the way that America polices itโ€™s citizens definitely needs to be revamped, even completely dismantled, speaking as someone who actually has had experience with police officers because of the color of my skin, I know that most police like most people are inherently decent.

03.02.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In what

03.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™d be shocked by how many Puerto Ricans are white then.

03.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They make pockets out of fried apples now?

03.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go nuts.

03.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not a bomb. I promise. Also Polaroid was effectively made to photograph porn, so probably do that.

03.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally

03.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, heโ€™s been marinating in it for a while now

03.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The later seasons are hit or miss

02.02.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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