Librarianhawk

Two bulldogs ran up behind me at the bus stop and proceeded to lick my hand and run away. Thought process: 1. Oh shit! 2. Doggies! 3. Friendly doggies! 4. Oh no don't go, doggies!

Don't worry, two other older ww came out of their houses and grabbed them with treats and leashes. 😁

Tuesday thoughts was too long so i took a snip

At the grocery store and watching whole families shopping together feels so wholesome. Like during quarantine when the canals all cleared up and we all collectively said "the world is healing itself"

I have a gyno appt in 8 hours. I have to work before and after. I have had 0 sleep. My BP is gonna be sky high. Fingers crossed the nurses don't freak out.

Afternoon severe thunderstorms mean one thing: an afternoon of sitting on the front porch yelling at cars to get in the middle so they don't flood their engines.

Meet in the executive conference room?

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

Imagine being the liason that has to explain double entendre to the aliens

I've tried to not exist but the Universe said no.

I hate how much people prefer the mask.

The desire to feed people & animals
is so basic & foundational to good human
nature that anyone who intends to withhold
food from people & animals must be,
by definition, a bad person.

sounds like a modern remake of You've Got Mail. I would devour it whole.

Bee respectfully wants Smudge to mind his business

Tips and Tails TNR Rescue is looking for a Special Needs Rescue in the Carolinas for these two bonded cats, Shadow and Sophie. Their owner is being moved to a memory home and the family is going to kick them out on Monday.

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The danger of color shift nail polish is the tendency to sit and flex my fingers so I can watch the shift over and over and over and over and over

A guy arguing there are "only two biological sexes" is corrected by a scientist. When his retort is "fillow the science," Dr. JEY McCreight responds "I did, I literally have a PhD in human genomic. You have Dunning-Kruger"

"I have a PhD; you have Dunning-Kruger" needs to be on a t-shirt if it isn't already

Intrusive thoughts can suck my invisible dick.

The galaxy is wondering

sounds like I won't be doing any thinking at all ;)

Heavily edited photo of a 46 year old woman

Wish we could click a button and look like this irl.

On the bus to work when my brain randomly asks "did we put on underwear this morning?" And I had to fucking think about it

Why do I always crush on these odd little British Detectives? I've been marathoning The Chelsea Detective and I am so enamored with Adrian Scarborough as DI Max Arnold.

A tiny yellow sandwich sign reads "No crisis allowed this week. My schedule is already full." It is standing in front of a crocheted gnome giving us the finger with both hands.

Mood

I live. I promise.

It's dangerous to indulge in the deep end of parasocial relationships from either perspective. Stay safe.

My annual update

New York Philharmonic Orchestra, conductor Leonard Bernstein, 1987 Mussorgsky - Night on the bare mountain (Bernstein)

Mood: youtu.be/Im258Ea5FJA?...

Crying day: a day when everything is inexplicably sad and reminds you of your current loneliness but also of your inevitable lonely death.