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so happy for you hangman!!! you put on a classic!!!!

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it.

a butterfly or a moth on the buckeye flowers, i don’t know which one it is and guess what im not gonna look it up im just gonna hold onto the memories of it fluttering about and having a great time

look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

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you didnt answer my question KEVIN

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

this is not a real tweet from the past, im not sure why this is a thing on thr internet

YouTube video by Altitude Films OCEAN WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH | OFFICIAL TRAILER | IN CINEMAS NOW | Altitude Films

ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest

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yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

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proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can’t even really see it cause it’s DARK AS SHIT outside because it’s the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

pink flowering dogwood, baby hand

a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

Austin 3.14159265359 says that Stone Cold will never settle into a permanently repeating pattern.

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

it’s a shirt but you can’t buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it’s a collectors item for people who collect shirts

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

promotional imagery for a shirt, hangman riding a horse in (presumably) assless chaps, featuring a cactus and desert and those rings around the head and arm holes

new clothing for the body

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bunch of stuff im gonna put in the ground

im gonna put so many plants into the ground

slick-ass salamander just creepin around

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

let me make myself clear

dumbass english ivy resisting my persistent attempts at eradication

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

just some beautiful coneflower, miraculously in bloom even though it’s the winter time

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

nothing much just getting stuff ready for tomorrow :P

There is no character more uniquely layered in AEW than Hangman Page.

TV series, comic books, movies. His story could cover all of it.

#AEWDynamite