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204 Followers  |  63 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.9296

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It’s always been WILD to me that people put so much stock in the thoughts and ideas of the fourth-best host of The Man Show.

04.06.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Myles Garrett was right.

30.05.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's a good thing Jesus lives in our hearts. If he lived in America, he'd be in a prison camp in El Salvador by now.

It's a good thing Jesus lives in our hearts. If he lived in America, he'd be in a prison camp in El Salvador by now.

24.05.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1574    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 20

After a few iterations, I think I have settled on this one
LOL

14.04.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13

Fouled out with four points?

01.04.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kyla outplaying Sedona Prince?

01.04.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Heart of a Champion on display down the stretch. That’s Texas Fight from WBB.

29.03.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True perfection. Bravissimo.

10.02.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vic snaps his streak against SCar. Big for Texas.

09.02.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a football game or one of my wife’s fairy books?!

12.01.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s gameday.

Let’s go!!!!

10.01.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

<*groans, while nodding in approval*>

10.01.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew. Freaking. Mukuba.

What a way to end it.

01.01.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wemby played chess with folks in Washington Square Park in New York City

28.12.2024 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3932    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 109

My heart goes out to all the grown children who have had to figure out how to install wifi extenders for their parents so they can see the full complement of Ring cameras they’ve installed around the perimeter of their home in suburbs with crime rates of zero

28.12.2024 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4429    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 33

While the mood on today’s podcast was more somber, we did do our best at naming this play.

It may have resulted in @kylecarpenter.bsky.social choking on his water.

🟒: open.spotify.com/episode/2wAC...

🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

10.12.2024 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In their first year in the AAC, Army wins the league 35-14 over Tulane. Threw just two passes, rushed for 338 yards. 11-1 going into the Navy game.

07.12.2024 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 17

Asked on Zoom today about the inspiration for her first name, Texas freshman Justice Carlton said her dad had a crush on Janet Jackson during her β€œPoetic Justice” era. #HookEm

03.12.2024 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WBB alert: Five minutes left and it’s a one point game in a Top-10 matchup on ESPN for the Horns.

06.12.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The irony of Uga not having that dog in him.

05.12.2024 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of PokΓ©mon Go.

05.12.2024 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25214    πŸ” 2603    πŸ’¬ 354    πŸ“Œ 104
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My wife went to bed early and left me to my own devices, so I turned on this week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and drove 20 min to take a picture of a billboard.

#HookEm

05.12.2024 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minkah Fitzpasty. Brian Dockers.

01.12.2024 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same as it ever was.

01.12.2024 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aggies are β€œTexas 8-4,” forever Little Brother.

Same as it ever was.

01.12.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut ref, we ALWAYS have 12 men on the field!”

01.12.2024 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eli Manning tuning in to watch his nephew but instead sees Quinn doing a tribute scramble.

01.12.2024 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kirk Herbstreit’s rivalry with the name Gbenda is my favorite part of the second half.

01.12.2024 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quinn Ewers

01.12.2024 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t realize that was old boy who was jawing this week.

FAFO young man.

01.12.2024 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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