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Aden Holloway is a stone cold motherfucker

Okay there are only five episodes of the new Critical Role campaign so far but I desperately need Brennan to put in some more lighthearted shit for a little while. Get goofy for a second, please. I cannot do an entire campaign of Calamity-level Grimdark And Emotionally Intense.

-let go, fall from cliff, reaction to cast Feather Fall w/ spell slot
-w/ active Mantle of Majesty (Glamour Bard), bonus action to cast Command, w/o spell slot
-action to cast Vicious Mockery

Channeling my inner Liam O'Brien/Emily Axford by saying "watch me cast three spells in one turn" to my DM and pulling it off flawlessly

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Remember all those fans last year that were somehow convinced that our traditional run game was bad because of Jalen? Yeah

Holy shit @glitterburrito.bsky.social a haunted corn maze in this stupid shit would go so fucking hard

The way the word "home" sounds in Ty's accent is exquisite

Ryan Grubb, my king

Good news gang, we still can't run the ball for shit

This has been an ugly game but at least all the penalties and reviews and stuff going Bama's way will allow LSU fans to soothe themselves with the idea that "Birmingham would have never let us win it anyway"

Had to close my eyes and cover my ears during a field goal again, Bama is BACK, baby!!!

Rice playing For Whom The Bell Tolls in the stadium on fourth down, you love to see it

Thought everybody oughta know that Rice had a 19-play, 48-yard touchdown drive.

That's right, a 19-play drive that started in plus territory. Eat your heart out, service academies.

Put up a fuckin hundo on Rick Pitino at MSG. Roll Fuckin Tide.

WE ARE VICTORIOUS, COMRADES

LET'S.

FUCKING.

GOOOOOOOOOO

This team has the juice

Except he's allergic to hitting his free throws, apparently

Labaron is unreal, man. That's an NBA guard.

Trelly back!

LET'S FUCKIN GO

I'm so angry that this stupid FS1 broadcast is forcing me to see Portnoy's stupid fucking face so much

BIZ LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

St. John's is out here playing football and we're getting called for fucking breathing on em, man

Alabama Woke Tide attempting to join Zohran Mamdani in heroic defeats of greasy New York sleazeballs

This is one hell of a fuckin basketball game, man

She makes me feel so bisexual because I both find her incredibly attractive *and* find her brand of "to be clear men are trash but I'm absurdly horny for them anyway" to be deeply relatable

How much do they want for Trey Murphy? Asking for a friend (Mike Dunleavy)