Gareth Morgan

Rivals behind two kebab shops slash each other with metal poles in street brawl

For a kebab shop this is the equivalent of a Michelin star. I have no doubt the donners available at these establishments are truly world class.
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I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

He's gonna be super mad when Gloo does a Skynet, but instead of starting nuclear war it decides to cancel all debt and ensure immigrants are treated the same as native born.

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

This is real. Chicago today.

I know she was a lot younger than him, but FDR's girlfriend died in 1948

As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...

*Sees the most Catholic person in the world doing the most Catholic thing there imaginable*: goddamn Pagans!

that could’ve been a leaked signal chat

Electronic Arts (EA) Faces Potential Credit Downgrade Amid $20 B S&P Global Ratings, one of the leading credit rating agencies, has announced the potential downgrade of Electronic Arts Inc. (EA) to junk status following a rec

So their plan is to destroy EA games by saddling it with massive amounts of bad debt.

Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"

I know the competition among billionaires to say the stupidest shit imaginable is pretty high, but holy crap that's some stupid shit...

his father was unavailable for comment

Dancing Hare (formerly Lady Ghislaine and Lady Mona K) is a superyacht built by Amels in 1986. Built for Emad Khashoggi, it was then purchased, also in 1986, by Robert Maxwell, who died by drowning in 1991 while cruising on the yacht off the Canary Islands. It was then owned by an Arabian businessman who sold it in 2017. The new owner, Anna Murdoch, had it refitted and renamed Dancing Hare.

Okay I believe in all conspiracies now.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

James Milner scored today against James Trafford, who was 2 months old when Milner scored his first Premier League goal. Brajan Gruda, who scored Brighton's second, would not be born for another 17 months. Erling Haaland was a 2-year-old. Brighton boss Fabian Hurzeler was aged 9.

Sir Richard Grenville | Read all about Cornwall's history and culture with Cornwall For Ever! Find out more about this remarkable place and its people.

@primetimepod.bsky.social just FYI. Kess is mistaken, the last bid for Cornish independence was the later than the 1400s. At the end of the civil war Richard "The Scoundrel" Grenville (my remote ancestor) attempted to gain independence for Cornwall... www.cornwallforever.co.uk/people/sir-r...

The Onion's American Voices: Former Japanese Internment Camp Used As Immigrant Detention Center “That’s a lot to squeeze onto one plaque.” Tina Engle, Paranormal Eyewitness “It’s great how America is able to turn the atrocities of our past into the atrocities of our present.” Harrison Weiss, Gerbil Psychologist “A few more coincidences like this, and I might start to worry.” Moses Brazdorf, Sandwich Craftsman

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Child sex abuse victim begs Elon Musk to remove links to her images BBC investigation finds US victim's images are traded globally by an operator based in Indonesia.

This story goes out of it’s way to not include the fact sacking almost all of the teams working on child protection at twitter was one of Musk’s priorities when he bought it because it doesn’t want to deal with the fact that it’s obvious why he did that www.bbc.com/news/article...

Any judges caught acting as either a balance, or, god forbid, a check on the executive branch will be severely punished.

Aliens on ZX Spectrum

It’s routine for the PRC or the Red Army to have this kind of participation in Chinese companies…

While JD Vance is visiting the Cotswolds he should visit the grave of Unity Mitford, for a lesson on how being besotted with fascist dictator who doesn't actually care about you goes.

Inside you there are two cops....

we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame

😂😂😂😂

Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.

"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

A 1940 newspaper clip from the Springfield Leader and Press, declaring: Superman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis cClaim."

"Superman Arouses Teutonic Anger" reads the headline in the Amarillo Daily News"

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...