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this upcoming bears field goal attempt will kill hundreds of people

16.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the Bills haven’t taught Josh Allen how to lateral because otherwise he’d never stop doing it

16.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

they call him nine because he will have 9 NFL starts in his career

16.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I call him LaFlooris Cellars because that’s how low his ceiling is

15.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

14.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3838    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 19

shoulda let cam go from 80

09.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

washington has to give up uw.edu for this embarrassing performance

09.11.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him

08.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

25.11.2023 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 748    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 21

he should marshon lattiless

03.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time

02.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2339    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13

Going to a haunted house and inside it’s just that hallway lined with clapping staffers from β€œThe Jennifer Hudson Show”

01.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck the dodgers but wow

01.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baseball wedgie is a special moment. glad to be here for it

01.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i get an email at my email job

28.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kingdom hearts and final fantasy are the same. the final fantasy guys are the non-mickey mouse guys in kindgom hearts

27.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
26.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

archibald manning is the name of a billboard lawyer. start studying for the LSAT brother

19.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bud selig would never allow this

18.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm never thinking about sports again. until sunday when i am going to the packers game in person

18.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to be eligible for a hall of fame vote, i just need to become an active member of BBWAA for 10 years. gotta start writing soon to make sure I'll have a ballot in time to leave ohtani off of it

18.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me checking the brewers score

18.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the brewers are the greatest showmen to ever live

14.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i call him Crian Cranch

13.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
justin fields sucks shit

justin fields sucks shit

oh my god dude

12.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck it Craig Counsell

12.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
devonta smith and aj brown sensually intertwined in the end zone while talanoa hufanga squats menacingly above them

devonta smith and aj brown sensually intertwined in the end zone while talanoa hufanga squats menacingly above them

this is how my fanfic starts

05.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 05.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Hi I Ate The Bone.

05.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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