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Defensive mastermind wins the game with a bye week adjustment found in film that the opposing bozo coach can’t counter in game? Yup the pats finally got belichicked

my understanding of ski jump over the last few weeks is that whichever skier has the biggest cock is the odds-on favorite to win

and those 3 days would start this weekend?

ok i'm listening.

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power.

They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

in a way marvin bagley was traded for luka doncic and i think that's beautiful

he's very young & has shown real shooting upside. it's a fine risk for OKC because they can afford to pay sticker price for anybody. but i think everyone is stomping around about what is functionally "ajay mitchell insurance". I can't imagine they'd want to play him in the playoffs with his defense.

[whispers] jared mccain has had like 8 good games in his career, and they were last season.

washington seeing a buy one get one free anthony davis/trae young display at the store and shrugging and putting it in the cart

The NBA Trade Deadline: "well shit if that's all it costs"

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

do you feel any fucking shame

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

having multiple picks in the top 10 helps as well

Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.

[talking to a guy who famously posted under the twitter handle runofplay for 15 years] soccer is where you kick the ball. you DON'T touch it with your hands.

Wily coyote who swam to Alcatraz gets ‘much fatter’ on prison island diet Officials are monitoring if the canine is preying on the island’s seabirds.

Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.

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the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability

following a player-involved request regarding a new home, the bucks have begun receiving trade-involved offers. while we can confirm that these offers have been heard, we can neither confirm nor deny that these proposals will acquiesce to the previously reported player-involved home request.

i love how timid both parties are of being the bad guy here that every report on this has to be reported in Officer Involved Shooting speak

Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.

If the Trump administration tries to de-escalate or back off from ICE enforcement nobody can accept half-measures or little victories. It can't be enough that the administration stops smearing the people it kills. Dems have to push for total pullback, de-funding, and prosecutions

One down

wow jesse, it's almost like the fascists you armed up with in order to satiate your desire for killing trans kids would also do other terrible shit. who could've seen this coming?

yeah i do

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

made this dumb little "cartoon" in 2019 that only keeps feeling more and more real

me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?

boy (gloomily): no sir

sorry meant 09-2014 for Felix.