Muffin_Chips

They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.

Perfect Blue/Paranoia Agent

Yes

When a Stranger Calls/Golden Girls

Certainly not at the Louvre, you can't prove it anyway

Sonic

Omg I am so st*ned AMA

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

If I see another Sherill or C*attatelli ad I'm gonna write in Glenn Close for NJ governor

Do you have a week

Yeah and

Officially insured my Barbie collection 🤡

Yeah in your wallet

Google Maps: In 2 miles, stay on the same road. In 1 mile, do not exit. In 500 feet, resist the temptation to diverge. Bestie, stay.

Also Google Maps: At this literal fork in the road, figure it out.

Excellent

Ok but let's see it

I love this man and his commitment to giving us THIGHS no matter the month or the season

IF THAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON TO KILL SOMEONE WHAT IS YOUR HONOR

🚨CRITERION SALE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS🚨

Still thinking about her

Y'ALL.

Menopaused

Has that stopped you before

What about Daniel Craig you slunt

If you can still talk it ain't wide enough

Open wider

Seated for Wake Up Dead Man circle prayer starts NOW

Yesssss

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