Jen (sex icon)

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I am actually going to bury myself in a hole. The delivery driver arrived and said something which I thought was “how are you?” So I responded “I’m fine thanks how are you?” But then one realised that he just said “burger king?” And I just I’m going into the ground under the mud with the worms.

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Burger King arrival: imminent

Apparently I am not allowed to take photos by myself so I let Toby join in :^)

producing piss

Thank you, thank you

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this is such a powerful stance. you’d never guess i have crippling anxiety in real life, would you? no. no. definitely not. no way.

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HAHAHA i have so many more ridiculous ones 😭😭

that was excellent tea please can i have some more

tried to put dead flowers in my mouth. did not taste good.

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hehe thank you SEE THIS IS WHAT THREADS IS MISSING OUT ON

good evening squire

hello bluesky i am coming to get you

okay i am actually going to try and use this app bc threads won’t allow my art (pictures of my boobies) and i’m sick of having to censor myself so HELLO :)

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Thank you !!

i love taking dramatic candlelit photos as if i am in a renaissance painting.

but really i am just an evil cryptid, bathing in the tears of those who have hurt me. and also a bathbomb from Lush.

are hashtags a thing on this app i can't remember #slay

Cats Christmas party. Louis Wain ca. 1910

THANK YOU I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

why what? :")

thank you :") there seems to be a lot more people i know on here now so i'm hoping it's better than before 😭

hello i have returned from the abyss (i deleted the app 8 months ago but now i'm bored) :^)

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i did a shower photoshoot and it looks like something that should be in an art gallery i'm obsessed 💞

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just deleted all my nudes from here which broke my heart but i have new rules 😇💖

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my OF content is top tier but my business mindset is non existent and my promoting skills are questionable so here we are <33

this user got sold weed from mothman behind a krispy kreme