Bisho

You're damn straight. Get to praying motherfuckers

I'm missing crumpet! Superior to English muffins for sure.

Sounds scary

4-panel comic. (1) [person finds bottle on shore] (2) [person reads message from inside bottle: ICMP ECHO REQUEST...] (3) [person writes on message ICMP ECHO REPLY...] (4) [person puts bottle back in water and leaves]

Ping

xkcd.com/3150/

"The human centipede of content." Nailed it.

You aren't meant to build 'sweet ramps' in the warehouse and use the forklift for 'sick jumps', I don't care how much the bosses like it.

That's interesting Mr Dice, but as foreman I still have to note your forklift driving as 'needs improvement'.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

It makes sense that the US would end up with a private equity dictator.

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

Pt1 🧵: Greta Thunberg deported to Athens says, "There's a live-streamed Genocide in front of our eyes in Gaza. No one will be able to say they didn't know this was happening. The Global Samud Flotilla only existed because our leaders failed. Our international systems are betraying Palestinians."

me and my buddies are getting into peer pressure. and we have some ideas about what YOU 🫵 should be doing 😡

Tom Waits is a very strong contender.

Happy birthday!

Tawny owl

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

A shot from Dragon Age Veilguard. The party stands on a beach in front of a giant statue of Mythal with one arm raised.

Never noticed this obvious Planet of the Apes callout before!

Zendaya is meechee

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

Party really hard until you're 35, then quit partying completely for the rest of your life. I don't mean a couple beers with mates, I mean real hard partying. If you stop at 35 your body will thank you at 50.

Party really hard until you're 35, then quit partying completely for the rest of your life. I don't mean a couple beers with mates, I mean real hard partying. If you stop at 35 your body will thank you at 50.

Work really hard and one day this can be you (followed by graffiti of a headstone that says “RIP worked really hard” on it

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

a man is holding a camera in his hand and looking at it . ALT: a man is holding a camera in his hand and looking at it .

There's uh uh pig wearing clothes out there Martha!

Aww such a pretty guy!

It's one of my favorite movies.

When I get old I'll be known as that old lady that walks around screaming "Pick a side!"in people's faces.

Is this a thing people would like?

It's okay they're getting married

Okay, this all sucks, time to go to Thedas.

Wide-eyed sensitive rat-faced boys and their terrible terrible facial hair.

there should be more airplane exclusives. like games you can only play on the plane. snacks you can only get on the plane. porno you can only watch on the plane