Jump

Hi babe

This is a great opportunity to purge any followers on here who are celebrating the murder. Bye, you ghouls, Godspeed on finding your humanity again

She still posts on Twitter.

@jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social the pneumonia thread just pointed my ass in the right direction.

The last good thing left on twitter.

Now... Drugs!

Darlings: truly moved that you would follow me on here, but at the moment (as always) I stay where the drama is. Lemme know when y’all start fighting

Post is a perfectly fine word

Skeet sounds like something your pet did that you have to clean up. Like, oh no, my dog ate the butter and skeeted all over the kitchen. Just cut the pretence and join mastodon and toot, saves time.

Blocking everyone who uses the term “skeets” that I come across

Skeets are undignified and I will not associate with those who so freely debase themselves

Tfw you tell your friends at the other place about Bluesky, but have no invite codes to offer

When you and your spouse work from home, you get to have conversations you’d never have at work, like “Look at the big bug that just flew onto the balcony!” “That is a big bug, I am afraid of it”

No worries, don’t apologize! We’re all friends here

No it’s already a theme on here. I think “subtweet” should stick around tho, it’s perfect.

“How can we make sure this place doesn’t turn into the hellsite?” You’ve got it all wrong. The hellsite does not exist outside of us: it is within all of us, and it is a constant, never ending task to control the hellsite within. How can you control your own hellsite is the real question to ask

I’m not calling whatever I’m doing here some proprietary term that degrades both you and I by acquiescing to use it. I’m posting here. So are you.

Zuckerberg is not a poster, and it is that which makes him unable to understand the motivating factor, the energy, the joie de vivre that fuels this age of the Internet

Before you stand three billionaires, all of which want you to use their own special app for chit-chat. Each has distinguished themselves as a mad monk, a chump, and a robot. What will you use to entice them into the doomed submersible?

I’m still not comfortable in this place, kinda has a LinkedIn vibe tbh

pulling up to the death of the internet

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

The problem I am experiencing is that usually when I start an account on a new platform you don’t know me and I don’t know you so I can do whatever I want in the moment and that becomes me. It’s like starting at a new school in a new city. But I care about you lot already so I can’t be a jerk

the old hellsite is dying. the new hellsite struggles to be born. this is the time of posts.