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"Folks, unnerstand that this is why I needa open up the Greenbelt and what not. You know how many of these basement tent deals you can squeeze into one mansion? The homeowners'll make out like gangbusters! C'mon! You poors love tents right?"

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Elon Musk tweet: VOTE CUOMO! Trump Tracker reply: This is the third sexual assaulter you have endorsed. Which is not a lot, but weird it has happened three times. Elon Musk reply: Do you have a better suggestion?

meanwhile

Looking at the Carney budget that just dropped:
- slashing 40,000 public sector jobs
- watering down Trudeau-era climate promises
- $59 billion in new military spending
- tax writeoffs for big businesses
- cuts to foreign aid

Yeah I can see why a Conservative would want to join the Conservatives

Burnt chicken wieners!! :D

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

The Sickos guy, Zohran and me

Yes, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social … YES

SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD, HE’S WEARING A BERET, DARK SUNGLASSES AND HAS A GOATEE. SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

D'ya like dags?

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

This is absolute nonsense, and (from what I have observed) not how Toronto fans think. I understand that emotions were probably running high, but seriously. LA won. Toronto did not. There is no "better team" here. Both teams played phenomenally. This just makes Toronto fans look petty.

My news feed mainly has news aggregators. None of the mainstream outlets can be trusted (but also stay away from hard right/left sources, they're just as bad).

This article is US-centric, but it's just as bad here in Canada.

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Lao Gan Ma 4EVA

I'm at a point where if I *EVER* think I have something to complain about, I remind myself about the shitshow that's happening south of the border.

Things don't seem so bad by comparison.

This will attract anacondas.

Tweet from Ella Devi: canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!! Photo of Ella with another canvasser and Wallace Shawn

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

Nervous #sprots

a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .

I feel for Toronto bartenders tonight. "There's nothing available..."

"Can we like just stand som-'

"THERES NOTHING AVAILABLE I'M SORRY!"

"What if we like-..."

Toronto by a million

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO HAS BOUGHT NANCY A CROWN. SLUGGO: I DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY QUEEN, SO I BOUGHT YOU A CROWN NANCY: OH, THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WEARING THIER CROWNS. NANCY: он, воу -- I FEEL LIKE REAL QUEEN P3- NANCY: QUITE A LINE AT THE BAKER'S TODAY SLUGGO: YES - - THERE'S A BREAD SHORTAGE P4-NANCY: LET THEM EAT CAKE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 01,1946

YES. #bluejays #worldseries

JFC the surge pricing last night (and tonight). Fuck that whole system for existing.

I love this thing. I try to take a snap whenever I pass by but I'm always in transit.

Also also, it would be really nice to have $1M. BUT, the "average" house they expect the general public to be able to afford [here] costs $1M. Which leads me to suggest that $1M is NOT "rich people" money. Richer than most, fuck yes. But anyways *gestures at graphic in the quote*

I had clothes in my closet from when I moved downtown which I haven't worn like... since.

Anyways, one more to do. I don't buy clothes that often, and I just don't like having lots of... stuff. My place is tiny as it is.

Did a clothing drop off at Scott's that has been on my procrastination list for eons. It was ... weird this time? I was like "Do you want me to tell you what's what or anything...?" "No, that's fine." I wasn't even allowed inside, they just took the suitcase (which I was giving away anyways)...?

No burnt chicken sausages in there? :D

I really miss Julie's Cuban, which used to be just down the street.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY: OH BOY PUMPKIN NANCY GETS READY TO CARVE THE PUMPKIN SITTING ON THE TABLE P2- NANCY HAS CARVED A HALLOWEEN FACE ON THE PUMPKIN NANCY: NOW I'LL GET A CANDLE P3- WHILE NANCY IS OUT OF THE ROOM,NANCY’S CAT GETS UP ON THE TABLE TO INSPECT THE PUMPKIN. P4- NANCY SHOUTS…HELP! NANCY HAS ENTERED THE ROOM TO FIND A TAIL COMING OUT OF THE CARVED NOSE OF THE PUMPKIN NANCY’S CAT HAS GOTTEN IN THE PUMKIN

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 31,1947

Beverly Crusher: I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal.

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

The YouTube algo is gonna be messed up next week when not a single video I watch is about baseball.