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I enjoy 99% of your posts @alancross.bsky.social, but this REALLY comes across as a scammy Facebook ad.

07.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One side of Musk's mouth: "Mamdumi or whatever..."

Otherside of Musk's mouth: "A giant distributed inference fleet… 100 gigawatts of inference!!"

Both sides: Full of utter shit.

Aside: He will grasp at opportunities to sound smart (and fail) until the day he leaves the Earth.

07.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This dude talking about toxic empathy is rich.

07.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to unfollow Wired. The feed is mostly just ads now.

07.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am "doing chores and a grocery run to stay awake" years old.

07.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In lighter news, House Of Dynamite. I liked it. I absolutely did not like the end of it. If/when you watch it, I think you'll know what I mean.

06.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh this is amongst the LEAST of my concerns at the moment. This shouldn't have made the news imo.

06.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. Musk fanbois eager to please senpai just voted to give it all to him.

06.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Clip from: Bart Star You ruined our undefeated season! You ruined everything, ruiner! My sister likes you. Listen here, daddy's boy.

comb.io/VLmf37

06.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

06.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 33651    πŸ” 7395    πŸ’¬ 1487    πŸ“Œ 681

10^12 dollars. 1,000,000,000,000. There are about as many stars in the Milky Way. 3 trillion trees are on Earth (for now). 1 trillion is 125 times more people than there are on Earth.

125 Earths worth of people. This is not an accomplishment. FFS.

06.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People can't even understand a billion dollars. A trillion is one thousand times more than that. One thousand dollars, multiplied by one thousand. Multiplied by one thousand. MULTIPLIED BY ONE THOUSAND.

Tell me WHY someone needs that much money, while the planet burns and people starve.

06.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a lot to add to the shitpile after today: elonmusk.today

06.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

06.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."

A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."

We been here for years (1828).

06.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1105    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 14
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We ranked the NDP leadership candidates by how likely they are to disappoint you After Jagmeet Singh’s disastrous run of the NDP has shown, left wing politicians will always disappoint you.

We ranked the NDP leadership candidates by how likely they are to disappoint you

06.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
Donald Trump, lips pursed and eyes blank, stands aimlessly behind his desk as people rush to the aid of a staffer who's collapsed behind him.

Donald Trump, lips pursed and eyes blank, stands aimlessly behind his desk as people rush to the aid of a staffer who's collapsed behind him.

so anyway

06.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Mango Mussolini just standing there wondering how badly this will reflect on him. "I'm gonna fire that guy. Just a has-been, obviously weak loser. I don't even know him really. First time I ever saw the guy. SAD."

06.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Silversun Pickups – Silversun Pickups

Just pre-ordered one of the signed vinyl packages (most of which sold out in 5 hours!). Haven't even listened to the first single yet. New music from SSPU

Tenterhooks comes out in Feb '26.

silversunpickups.com

06.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Menu – Dundas | Denny’s Canada View the menu at Dundas. Toronto.

I probably went to Denny's a couple times a year. Food was definitely going downhill. But that's what happens when you try to maintain a massive menu that caters to every palate imaginable.

Look at this thing. How are you keeping all of those ingredients fresh?

www.dennys.ca/restaurant/o...

06.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An elderly man with a full white beard and bright blue eyes smiles warmly at the camera. He wears a brown-and-beige checkered fedora tilted slightly to one side and a light blue denim shirt with rolled-up sleeves. His left hand is raised, gently touching his beard near his chin. The background is dark and out of focus, keeping all attention on his friendly, twinkling expression.

An elderly man with a full white beard and bright blue eyes smiles warmly at the camera. He wears a brown-and-beige checkered fedora tilted slightly to one side and a light blue denim shirt with rolled-up sleeves. His left hand is raised, gently touching his beard near his chin. The background is dark and out of focus, keeping all attention on his friendly, twinkling expression.

Happy birthday to Fred Penner, born on this day in Winnipeg in 1946! His show Fred Penner's place aired from 1985 to 1997. He has won four Junos and has the Order of Canada.

I did a deep dive into his life with an interview here πŸ‘‡
canadaehx.com/2025/10/14/f...

06.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Thank God we thought about the economy though, right? Because that's doing wonderfully, and everyone's got everything they need.


:/

06.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold up, did Grandpa syphillis actually just decare war on Nigeria? Like, he's so mad that a Muslim became Mayor of New York that he threw many ketchups everywhere, picked a country and yelled 'attack?'

06.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They didn't name it JarJaramen???!

05.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was "Crazy Horse". In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

05.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the SlumlordsCanada community on Reddit: This has to be a joke right? Explore this post and more from the SlumlordsCanada community

"Folks, unnerstand that this is why I needa open up the Greenbelt and what not. You know how many of these basement tent deals you can squeeze into one mansion? The homeowners'll make out like gangbusters! C'mon! You poors love tents right?"

www.reddit.com/r/SlumlordsC...

04.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk tweet: VOTE CUOMO!

Trump Tracker reply: This is the third sexual assaulter you have endorsed. Which is not a lot, but weird it has happened three times.

Elon Musk reply: Do you have a better suggestion?

Elon Musk tweet: VOTE CUOMO! Trump Tracker reply: This is the third sexual assaulter you have endorsed. Which is not a lot, but weird it has happened three times. Elon Musk reply: Do you have a better suggestion?

meanwhile

04.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3452    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 49

Looking at the Carney budget that just dropped:
- slashing 40,000 public sector jobs
- watering down Trudeau-era climate promises
- $59 billion in new military spending
- tax writeoffs for big businesses
- cuts to foreign aid

Yeah I can see why a Conservative would want to join the Conservatives

04.11.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

Burnt chicken wieners!! :D

04.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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