Gaspard de la Nuit

Plants and animals help all humans, while the Washington Post only helps oligarchs.

Be a plant or animal, not a craptacular newspaper.

“Ladies, if you want to improve your chances with big, muscular, masculine, alpha-male me, make sure your trips to the grocery store are all about making yourself accessible to me, me, me. Because I’m organic”

Everyday is April 1st at the Washington Post

I’ve given up trying to understand why the Washington Post is racing to even greater irrelevancy.

Try reporting on the ongoing collapse of America.

lol, you guys will do anything to avoid news reporting, won’t you?

Not news that’s relevant. Try harder.

Hard hitting newzzzzzZZZZZ
I’d rather sleep than read the Post

WaPo oligarch propaganda service

Instead of racing to the bottom of the barrel, why not try unvarnished news reporting for a change?
Seriously, there is a dearth of good journalism these days. You are part of that dearth.

You tacitly endorsed this. So f**k right off until you discover some integrity.

"journalism" WaPo style

What is conservative feminism?

I'm serious, because the only thing I can think of is the Trad Wife, but that's more like Neo-Patriarchy, which is like, the opposite of feminism.

As they should, because the press is in a pathetic state in the present day

More news sludge from the craptacular Washington Post.

Boycott the WaPo, fire William Lewis, and Jeff Bezos will always be a dork.

This looked like an interesting story, but then I saw it is in the Washington Post, and that’s a crap tabloid that sanewashed the far-right MAGA movement.

So, there are better places to read about this.

Boycott the WaPo.

Bezos thinks he and his wife are the hottest couple on the planet.
Hahaha

I fucking hate Trump and MAGA.

Yeah, I guess I'm getting owned on this one, but as someone who feels like NASA is one of America's greatest contributions to Planet Earth, this is a really shitty thing.

Bezos is probably a member. It's not like the WaPo would say if he was.

The WaPo is basically in the business of reporting on Jeff Bezos’ navel.

WaPo won’t cover that. Nothing bad must be said about the Orange Man

Do you fact check him? CBS evidently didn’t.

You are too worthless to read.

Fuck polls, polls are not reporting.

Report on Trump’s attacks on freedom of speech. It’s not hard,

Are you all stupid there?

'I don't know who he is,' says Trump after pardoning crypto tycoon The president pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the co-founder of the world's largest crypto exchange, in October.

Here’s a story you’re probably not going to cover:

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Not a newspaper…

You are the National Enquirer

PocketBook InkPad

Shadow Ticket, the new Thomas Pynchon

As if the Washington Post was worth reading….
They publish one obligatory email article on MAGA for the hundreds they wrote about Hillary. There will be no follow up on this.

Washington Post is lame