Zoran "Mamdani" Taylor

YouTube video by My Bloody Valentine - Topic Loomer

The only Loomer I respect: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwp...

haru urara says NEVER GIVE UP!!!

engagement is addicting. if your sole source of validation is the response to being an argumentative contrarian it can lead you to escalating levels of crankery devolving into self-parody, forever chasing that next hit of attention. alternatively you can be funny online with basically no downsides

This feels like it requires clarification on this site in a way that was never the case on twitter.

There be some Jerry Atricks here....

YouTube video by TheOldrecordclub Petula Clark ~ Downtown (1964)

I mean "TikTok", not this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_m4...

The above came to me when the song was still a charting hit, btw.

*Petula Clark voice*
🎶Just wake up in the morning feeling rather like P. Diddy
Brush your teeth with Jack Daniels and then you hit the city
How can you lose?🎶

*Petula Clark voice*
🎶Just wake up in the morning feeling rather like P. Diddy
Brush your teeth with Jack Daniels and then you hit the city
How can you lose?🎶

Lolly Swath and her Boobocaster5000.

The answer to my prayers is literally my OC and I love her, so I guess I lucked out?

Hey good job spending a trillion dollars and a decade’s worth of drinking water on a computer that can spiral

Grand Peft Totto: Five City

not interested in how much horsepower an engine has. only interested in how many horse powers. can it open a stall door with its lips. can it whiffle as it delicately takes a carrot from your palm. can it enchant eight year old girls the world over. CAN IT

I’m on the construction crew that makes all the houses fucked up in your dreams. Installing four jacuzzi tubs in a living room. Secret ice cavern. The inspectors are always up my ass, but we try to do everything to code. Hell. My personal pride is the highest standard there is.

This is the day of the expanding bun
That shape is my hutch, there where I used to run....

"Dames.....do not understand how I'm married to the notes" lol

BDSM nipple tethers not included.

The doomed Pink Panther Macy's float from Thanksgiving '97 - now in food form!

I meant without looking for it.

YouTube video by KornVEVO Korn - Twist (Official Audio)

"Ugh, FINE, as long as you don't make.....THAT noise anymore...."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TceP...

Don't know who you're following but I have seen it exactly one time.

YouTube video by MARINA MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER [Official Music Video] | ♡ ELECTRA HEART PART 7 ♡

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNc...

YouTube video by theeroom Space Cowboy-My Egyptian Lover ft Nadia Oh

Imagine You're Watching A Shot-For-Shot Remake Of This Video But With Lolly So I Don't Have To Do Any Work, Part 1/???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCv3...

Not that I'm, like, hinting at anything or whatever....👀

YouTube video by Altra Moda Music Michael Gray - The Weekend (Official Video)

Hey, you wouldn't happen to ever, uh....make animations of these OCs, would you? Because, um....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kk...

"You are also not Ginger Spice or Dot from Animaniac-DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT BITING ME, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??"

"You can tell a kid was autistic if they started drinking coffee really young, because the machine that makes it is the only thing in the room they put you in when you won't stop interrupting." -Lolly Swath

Evolving thread with more lore: bsky.app/profile/did:...

As you might expect, she's never done it again.

Lolly's Mom still has bruises on her legs from Lolly's childhood autistic meltdowns. One day when she was about seven, she noticed them and started crying hysterically. She wouldn't get out of bed for days because she thought her Mom secretly hated her and no apology would ever be good enough.

Thing Lolly had to hear her Mom tell her every single time she was brought anywhere to meet new people:

"You're very cute and people do like you, but you are not Robin Williams on a talk show. Mom needs time to talk too. So if I ask you nicely to go in the other room for a minute, DO NOT PUNCH ME."