Zoran Taylor

I don’t understand what I’m supposed to dislike here.

This was how it felt near the start of my psychotic break. I thought I had died and was stuck in my apartment forever and I paced around so much my legs were sore the next day. I started freaking out thinking it may have been years since I died and I just hadn't accepted it yet

Oh yeah, right, sorry. Completely different guy.

Wait, why did I think Kool Keith was a part of this project? Didn’t he used to b?

Still from a video game. I don't remember the title. it's something where you roleplay as a man falling in love with a giant fish? Or something? Anyway, this is a drawing of a giant goldfish laying on top of a shirtless, bearded man. The text says "Glub glub, he whispers."

they added me to the group chat and all i sent was this

“Burn Strings” wouldn’t hit the same.

Literally the very thing Sophie spent her entire career disprovin.

All this does is make me realize that some of MF Doom’s lyrics were actually really bad too.

Demonically possessed Aimee Mann vibes.

So anyway, I started blasting

LIGHTS OUT
GORIBBIT RADIO

Lunch sketch.

YouTube video by Joe Jackson - Topic Cancer

...including, finally, "don't play that piano!", which hawk-eyed observers will notice that he has directed at himself.

He then proceeds to play said piano anyway. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaSN...

The sleeper hit in this genre. Dr. Joe Jackson, describing the state of medicine in the early '80s, reminds us that the fight against cancer is, thus far, a futile exercise, but that's not going to stop him from naming a million things we still shouldn't do....

My estimation of how positive a change for regular people's lives any gov't is willing to allow to happen is now so low that before I reread what I was looking at, I thought this stood for "Universal Bowel Irritation".

Ate enough Pho last night that I understand now why they don't call it "Phriend"...

Blippi drinking bottle

cursed object

Rodney Dangerfield

My marriage is rocky, I tell ya. My wife bought tickets to see "One Battle After Another" because she thought we were in it.

Michael Gondry wizardry in full effect.

with alt-text

Also, I think “Artificial bloom“ is the real lyri.

DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY ☠️

I just put cinnamon toast crunch on a pb&j...

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

I can't remember the last time a song reminded me of Scott Walker, Donny Osmond, Iggy Pop and Monty Python all at the same time....oh no, wait....yeah, I can, actually. It was just now.

boy how bout that Pants gane yesterday

They don't deserve the same treatment, they deserve worse.

ISN'T SHE BIRDLY
(stevie wonder x @jamies.page)

#KnightsofGuinevere

AND NO, I DID NOT PASS THAT WISDOM ON TO MY COUSIN.