if you need a ride hmu
20.12.2023 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@namebunchanums.bsky.social
new site new me if abortions arent safe, then you arent either. dumb as hell but in a boring way. VLR. Jewish. as dutch as you; unless youre dutch. she/her
if you need a ride hmu
20.12.2023 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my bad
20.12.2023 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how has she never given them a waffle before??
20.12.2023 19:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whats wrong with municipal zoning
20.12.2023 06:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like 50-80% of "traditional gender roles" are things invented for marketing campaigns back in the 50s
19.12.2023 21:19 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0im from a traditional family; one that buys 3M adhesives
19.12.2023 22:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0overheated? in this weather? wish that was me
19.12.2023 16:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0metaphorically to talk about embarrassment, shame, or a slowly sinking sense of dread
-emojipedia
im not sayin im on a list, but my targeted ads are for lab chemicals that make fertilizer explosive
19.12.2023 08:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0same, delta 8 doesnt hit as well
19.12.2023 05:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"metaphorically to talk about embarrassment, shame, or a slowly sinking sense of dread"
-google
is that a positive emoji? i thought it meant you were upset at me
19.12.2023 00:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i βοΈ am βοΈ ugly βοΈ
18.12.2023 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/dirt...
oh its fine when he says it but not when i yell at you to do my laundry or scary barge in on you
no thanks mommy
18.12.2023 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im so sorry but this is older brother shit. im vaguely aware it exists but only from old people
18.12.2023 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0being old enough to make that reference is disqualifying imo
i saw that movie in like a film history class
try that in a small town; i say after getting mcdonalds after 7:30pm on a weekend
17.12.2023 16:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bandit too, but, also, she would not be a good emotional support animal. i dont think her seperation anxiety is like gonna fix someone elses stuff
17.12.2023 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i actually think all the "ive been cancelled" stand ups are really brave. its hard to tell a joke with no punchline that also isnt funny
16.12.2023 19:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i thought chun li was from mortal kombat?
16.12.2023 19:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youll never guess what this is replying to
16.12.2023 02:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idk why im single
16.12.2023 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i posted it, maybe she follows me and will wait for dms to exist and then dm me
16.12.2023 01:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0eating good tn
16.12.2023 01:50 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0to the 6'2" tall lady in doc martins in front of me at the grocery store buying 4 bottles of wine; hey whats up
15.12.2023 23:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0its also wrong. bbc and amateur must have had to have been in the same exact place last year. which cant be the case
15.12.2023 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy hanukah π₯°
15.12.2023 07:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i try to carry mine to bed in the way a doting parent would
15.12.2023 03:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the Flowers music video by Miley cyrus is art because its filmed in like 256:81
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