Bran DJ

Weird wonder why

one has to wonder whether the coterie of scheming viziers who surround president grandpa and do elder abuse to him get annoyed that this charismatic mohammadean swindler is yanking president grandpas chains using the same arts and crafts tricks they use

BREAKING: Protests have erupted at Columbia University after the school says DHS agents detained a student after making "misrepresentations to gain entry" to building.

👍😎

A calculator showing 1400x8x30=336,000

Maybe it’s more complicated that this, but 1400 people at $30/hr for 8 hrs = $336,000

So like what did they spend total, $330K?

Incredibly good program then!

The Guardian has identified the Columbia student abducted by DHS as Ellie Aghayeva. She posted the IG story below:

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

WHAT?!

donald trump and his cabinet are using the power of the government to cover up allegations he raped a child

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

This should go about as well as the ham sandwich guy for the nypd

The long 2010s are finally over

The reason you stand firm about sports participation and bathrooms is because it never stops with sports participation and bathrooms. And it never stops with trans people.

As we've been saying the whole goddamn time!

So, consider how this goes:

They deploy ICE to remove people who are “illegal”

Kavanaugh says US citizens will be fine, once they show their IDs (sure, buddy)

Kansas just showed us they can & will invalidate the LEGALLY ISSUED IDs of CITIZENS immediately & without warning

Because they want to

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

First time!! Nice 😊

How embarrassing

No war with Iran

Every news outlet in the country could've ran a front page "Trump child rape accusations illegally purged from Epstein files in massive coverup" headline and they all chose "Good boy Trump nails speech!" instead.

The President singled out racial minorities as the source of fraud in the United States and the first line in recaps is “he stayed focused on the economy“ lol

This is why you do stunts.
This is why you do stunts.
This is why you do stunts.

Meanwhile,

Yes, we know

Mike Johnson - if we lose the midterms, trumps presidency is over

A vision of the future

Renn Woods singing Aquarius in Hair

Basically,

I want to edit this into a ✨ deedly-doo, deedly-doo✨ vision of the future —montage from movie scenes where everything is great, people are discovering new fantastic worlds, dancing, making love, winning games etc

Instead of watching the SOTU we watched an episode of Shetland and went to sleep. 😴

For the first time since @projectsaltbox.bsky.social launched their DHS warehouse acquisition tracker, the number of canceled sales is higher than any of the other warehouse-related figures. We've reached a tipping point, folks.

lookerstudio.google.com/reporting/b0...

American media’s sane-washing of Trump is one of its most monumental failures of the past decade.

the interesting part of this story isn’t that Kash is incompetent, in over his head, and abusing his office—that’s well known—it’s that the knives are out for him inside the Bureau

Woke 1 is being mad at the hockey guys for going to the State of the Union. Woke 2 is realizing that having to listen to Trump talk for 3 hours will turn them into liberals.