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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, expert in world affairs (starter level), said when interviewed “moi likes doing les talky talkies about les politiques avec moi’s guests. Moi would like to say that l’homme d’orange et faragey garagey are très merdy merdy. Moi aussi says Poo-tin is très proper evil.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, foodie, said when interviewed “it is only mon père at chez nous who likes les ‘shrooms. Not les naughty naughty ‘shrooms that make votre tête go buzzy buzzy et wiggly wiggly juste those nous can get when nous does le shoppy shoppy at Waitrose.”

Thank you Ian I wondered if I was being a bit obscure. I am happier about my post now.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, dancer, said when interviewed “ma mère likes danse mais she said ‘non’ when moi wanted to do un fandango avec un autre chien et held moi by mon harnais et would not let moi go even when moi said ‘let moi go!’ Moi was disappointed mais le petit-déjeuner was miam-miam.”

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of fans of evidenced based decision making, said when interviewed “moi has had all moi’s vaxxy vaxxies. Moi thinks Messieurs RFK Jr, Faragey Garagey et autres are très proper cretins.Moi hopes les petit peoples de Londres get les jabby jabbies tout de suite.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Adored Girl, said when interviewed,“merci pour all moi’s Valentines wishes. Moi did le wakey wakey of mes parents early early so they could tell moi how much they love moi. Moi loves them beaucoup aussi. Moi was un peu surprised that they didn’t want les bisous.”

That made me snortle, but you are right!

English, the language of Austen and Shakespeare, rich and vibrant, and I can’t find the right words to describe the people of the Trump administration.

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, clever dog, said when interviewed “moi did le wakey wakey of mes parents when moi thought moi had had enough sleepy bobos. Moi was mistaken so moi went back to doing les sleepy bobos. Mes parents should learn from moi et juste do les sleepy bobos anywhere et anytime.”

They revel in being deplorable. Bondi’s performance yesterday was reprehensible. People who act like that should have no place in public life.

I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a Brentford fan, said when interviewed “that was super bon against les Gunners mais not parfait they should have done more scorey scorey. Moi will do le licky licky of mon père’s visage when he gets to chez nous. That will make him très heureux.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football commentator for her mother said when interviewed “Les abeilles did le equaliser! Mon père will be très proper chuffed mais still stressy stressy.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football commentator for her mother, said when interviewed “oh oh les gunny boys did le scorey scorey. Mon père will be getting grumpy grumpy mais hoping pour un equaliser.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football commentator for her mother, said when interviewed “it is nul points pour les équipes at half temps, they are maintenant doing le mangey mangey of les oranges et doing autre stimulants. Mon père is heureux mais stressy stressy.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, smarty pants daughter, said when interviewed “don’t do le worry worry ma mère moi is on le cas.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Brentford fan by virtue of her father, said when interviewed “moi et mon père are super tensey tensey about le foot. Allez, Allez les abeilles! Sting those gunny blokes in le derrière et do le winny winny.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, loving daughter, said when interviewed “it is ma mère’s anniversaire. Joyeux anniversaire! Moi was trying to get ma mère another cadeau. Moi is sûr she would have loved Monsieur Claus mais moi couldn’t do le reachy reachy. Oh well there are beaucoup at chez nous.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, beverages connoisseur, said when interviewed “moi likes l’eau de la rue it is très tasty tasty. Moi asked mon père to try it but he said ‘non merci’, moi doesn’t understand pourquoi he makes l’eau de tap super chaude et puts brown stuffy stuffy in it. Beurk!”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, beauty and caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père has not posted une belle photo of moi aujourd’hui mais nous all know that moi is Voguey Vougey material. Moi hopes mon père is d’accord et demain moi can do les strutty strutty et he can do une jolie pic.”

Hi BlackBart, Sophie told me on the phone that she agrees with you about the sleepy bobos and that Westminster journalists should lay off the coffee and any other stimulants. Chris Mason should be banned from Starbucks.

I worked a little bit on the London bid from a transport perspective. That commitment would have to be in the bid.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks les journalistes are having un proper frenzy frenzy. Moi thinks they should be plus calme like moi et go pour une promenade dans le parc de St James or have un petit sleepy bobos.”

Chris Mason is confusing what is happening and what he wants to happen.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, journalist (starter level), said when interviewed “moi thinks it is très important to report les facts et not do les stories fakey fakey or avec le bias. Moi did smell deux chats on moi’s promenade. Moi will report back when moi is sûr et moi has seen les chats.”

Oh Ann, Sophie is so refined but also so very clever, nothing will stop her getting sausages and cheese when she fancies a little snack.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, clever girl, said when interviewed “moi is not vraiment going to do les chewy chewies of le piano mais if ma mère thinks moi is, moi might get une saucisse or some fromage so ma mère can do les distracties.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of a Lancashire woman, said when interviewed “ma mère got les Northerns ce matin et took moi promenading très early when la pluie was buckety buckety. Moi has learnt to accept this. Moi likes being towellied, it feels très bon.”