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how does someone mow down a family of four, blame the car (no issue was found), transfer real estate to Nevada LLCs to avoid compensating the victims' families, and then walk away with nothing more than probation?

16.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1266    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 7

lowkey drinking water, i’m fluidmaxxing, in my hydration era

16.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

very excited to work for 40+ hours this week very nice very cool

17.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A standard issue jellyfish with a bell, tentacles and skirt, it's translucent except for the middle which is yellow

A standard issue jellyfish with a bell, tentacles and skirt, it's translucent except for the middle which is yellow

Same thing, but much smaller and less extravagant

Same thing, but much smaller and less extravagant

For no particular reason, here is a fried egg jelly I saw off the docks here in Puget Sound, along with a baby. It's getting closer to baby jelly season again.

#Invertebrates

15.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
a skyscraper in dallas with the wingstop logo at the top. presumably it’s a corporate office and not a restaurant.

a skyscraper in dallas with the wingstop logo at the top. presumably it’s a corporate office and not a restaurant.

this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen

15.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 964    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 19
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 23215    πŸ” 4785    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 169

Between this and the story about the ice agents who ate at a Mexican restaurant and then arrested some of its workers when they were done, it's a reminder that these people reject even the most basic social agreements of hospitality and of helping others. They're sociopaths.

15.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2536    πŸ” 704    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 24

Enough of these guys. It's been a decade of these guys. I don't need to know about any of these new guys.

13.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh my god??

13.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6922    πŸ” 2188    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 71

Listen, Dr. Asshole, if you’re going to take away all the real medicine at least let people get a little high.

11.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6

you know he’s lying awake tonight with these questions rattling through his head

11.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I think it should be legal to slap these off someone's face and smash them with a big mallet if you see them recording you without your permission

11.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2213    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 17

These bitches eating CHICKEN

11.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2075    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 11
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opera o and gold ship post race convo. I think they could have a long happy marriage #umamusume

10.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1047    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

and that's just in my own life! if I attempt to perceive anything on a grander scale than my immediate bubble then im already in the gutters mentally but we have to push on to not become comatose from stress and anxiety and somehow pretend we're okay enough to just Be, we love it dont we folks!

10.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the combined emotional weight of: business is shutting down and its not even something that we the workers could have prevented whatsoever + allllllll my car problems reaching a head + attempting to move, all coinciding within the same few months might actually turn me into the joker

10.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be normal again come April when our restaurant has perished and I am moved to one of our sibling spots, but until then no, one is allowed to expect anything but the bare minimum from me and should be delighted and concerned if I provide anything more, thank you all for your understanding

10.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

today is the start of one of the busiest, most hectic months of my career yet and I ask everyone in my life to be gentle with me in this trying time so I do not accidentally let the damn burst on any of you

10.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting

09.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 997    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2
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why u mad

09.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1860    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month Age verification for all.

Less than 6 months ago @discord.com had a data breach exposing ID’s of 70,000 + of its users but …apparently hasn’t learned anything?

ID checks don’t make the internet safer, they make us all more vulnerable.

www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

09.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9
Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called β€œBro, We Are Teens” with a few variations

Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called β€œBro, We Are Teens” with a few variations

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans

09.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3032    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
post by a mod on the umamusume subreddit

Hello everyone, we have received a lot of comments and mails asking about why the Image comments were disabled. The reason is because of the Bakushin Armpit GIF Situation. We think that people were excessively posting the GIF, and it is getting out of hand as it reaches the stage where everywhere was filled with the Bakushin GIF, especially the comments.

We plan to re-enable the Image Comments tomorrow.

I know a lot of you were disappointed that you are not able to reply to posts with funny memes, etc. On behalf of the Mod Team, I apologize for the inconvenience. If any of you have any suggestions, feel free to to comment below and I’ll try to answer them. Thank him for all of your cooperation and have a Marvelous Sunday!

post by a mod on the umamusume subreddit Hello everyone, we have received a lot of comments and mails asking about why the Image comments were disabled. The reason is because of the Bakushin Armpit GIF Situation. We think that people were excessively posting the GIF, and it is getting out of hand as it reaches the stage where everywhere was filled with the Bakushin GIF, especially the comments. We plan to re-enable the Image Comments tomorrow. I know a lot of you were disappointed that you are not able to reply to posts with funny memes, etc. On behalf of the Mod Team, I apologize for the inconvenience. If any of you have any suggestions, feel free to to comment below and I’ll try to answer them. Thank him for all of your cooperation and have a Marvelous Sunday!

the umamusume subreddit had to disable images yesterday because people kept posting a gif of sakura bakushin getting her armpit licked

09.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 24

I sure hope people who still pay for nitro after all the BS discord has pulled actually cancel it this time over this.

09.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

let's go birds (hawks) !

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sports !

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has β€œmoved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.

08.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 932    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 34

The β€˜You Don’t Have to Apologize for Being White Anymore’ guys have now made it against the law to use the word Black at college.

08.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3631    πŸ” 1133    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 23

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