Happy Thanksghouling!

I was addicted to that show at that very time. Thank god I didn’t have the internet

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

Lotta people think it’s trees, but in point of fact the only natural enemy of the helicopter is the sea

Funicular funicula!

New Orleans Personally Torturing You!

It’s his town, we just live in it

Yeah, they didn’t manage the pace of the auld ones and airplane, but some of the hits are pretty big

My god. The things they made Neason say in Naked Gun

I remember quitting whatever previous search engine I used because google worked so much better. Sucked to lycos or whatever

Freaky Tales is well worth your time. Few movies have both Tom Hanks and Too $hort

I don’t want to sound like a doomer, but I think if Logan’s Run were going to happen it would have already happened

The main lesson of The Substance is that the monoculture was awesome

He was the Mighty Mighty Def Tone, iirc

They hate us for our freedoms, man, I dunno what else to say

Me watching Poltergeist: they could definitely sue that medium

This is absolutely a “no, YOU grow teeth on your forehead to help you have sex” moment

Is that Antifa?

Cornzo the Cobbler? Nah, he’s still free as a bird, baby!

I thought Dylan had a pretty good shot

Writer: The ai just keeps saying “star wipe” but that’s not even the kind of transition we meant
Producer: Holy shit. Isn’t it, though? Isn’t it?

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

But why is Thai takeout $56?

I’ve never wanted Bob Dylan to get a Nobel prize, but this is as good a time as any

Pronouncing “spooky” like “poke” (the food) and getting away with it bc Louisiana

Parts of this are quite strong. Primarily the bit about how the president and his sons are con men

Is any other franchise as committed to the idea that people are just bags of blood waiting to explode? Methinks not

6 is extremely amusing, but it sucks to see Tony Todd clearly at RL death’s door