John “Wardy” Ward

If I was to protest for anything it would be for the end of mid season international breaks.
The Premier League is back in action and I am going to bet the farm on EVERTON to beat Brentford - (betfred) - 6/4

He’s upset that he will no longer be able to pay Diddly Squat inheritance tax on his land.
Who wants to be slightly less of a millionaire?
Though I hear he’s trying to cash in with another show about his farm.
Four farmers get together and rate each other’s land.
It’s called Combine with me.

Mike wasn’t the only rich, old, lover of a punch having his arse handed to him on a plate on TV last week.
Creepy Jeremy Clarkson sounded like an entitled oaf when questioned by Victoria Derbyshire at the Farmer’s protest.

What next, Netflix offers Jake Paul $50 million to push George Foreman down the stairs?

But it didn’t leave me as cold as watching Mike Tyson and Jake Paul pretend to have a boxing match.
It was the worst thing I’d seen Tyson doing since the film Hangover 3.

It was a joke of a bout, with 58-year-old Tyson clearly showing his age.

I spent some of the week in Scotland where I learned they have different seasons.
In England we have SAWS - Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring.
Whereas over the border they SAWS -
Soon to be Winter, Almost Winter, Winter and Still Winter.
Froze me baws off.

Sneak peek at this week’s Wardy’s Wagers Daily Star column -

I PULLED back my curtains this week and thought I saw David Jason lying on the lawn.
After a close inspection it was a touch of frost.

Anyone missing Elon’s posts yet?

Farmers are dubbed Britain's most flatulent people as they let rip in fields Farming is said to be the gassiest profession in the UK, with farmers letting one rip far more than any other worker – just in front of another manual labour job

The farmers are causing a right stink

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YouTube video by BBC Studios Alan's Farmer Rant - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC

I hope all those protesting farmers have had a hearty breakfast. Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap…

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Still fuming - this time about Bonfire Night