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@ophelia5wims.bsky.social

๐Ÿ”ž | 38 | bisexual | gummi worm popsicle influencer | proud 12ft skeleton mother | fuckface coded | emotional support extrovert | pfp by @illidarilemonade.bsky.social | cover by @self-induljennt.bsky.social

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I haven't loved a single show in about 6 years that wasn't canceled or intentionally a single season. I have been hurt so so so many times and it never sucks less

03.12.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HELP

02.12.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

PERFECT

02.12.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slanderโ™ก
Let's create a world where we can all love freely๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

02.12.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11852    ๐Ÿ” 3635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
an ad for a slushy drink that reads

THE
BLUE THING IS
BACK!

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

02.12.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9925    ๐Ÿ” 2807    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

Happy birthday!!!

02.12.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can fill it out again! I read through it before I address everything, it's all good ๐Ÿ˜Œ

02.12.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ANY DROPOUT SHOW ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

01.12.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bumping this cause it's officially Christmas in my office ๐Ÿ˜Œ let me send you a card!

01.12.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Randomly remembering the time Kendall Wells, aka CJโ€™s stunt double, literally whipped Taikaโ€™s balls. #OFMD

01.12.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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From 'The Pitt' to 'Peacemaker,' These 10 HBO Max Shows Are Perfect From Start to Finish Peacemaker, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, Hacks, and The Pitt are a few examples of HBO Max shows that are truly perfect from start to finish.

Wake up from your turkey & carb coma, besties. #OFMD is #1. They got that right.

collider.com/hbo-max-show...

01.12.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

My coworkers and I all isolated outside of our work shifts and so we would all play Animal Crossing together on weekends and visit each other's islands and use our work zoom account to videochat during it, it was honestly really fun and sweet and kept me sane

30.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

29.11.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liz I got SO EXCITED when I saw this ao3 email??? Two of my faves together??? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ

29.11.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Our beautiful perfect tree that is now with another family ๐Ÿ˜ญ (a ~9 ft Noble Fir)

Our beautiful perfect tree that is now with another family ๐Ÿ˜ญ (a ~9 ft Noble Fir)

A field of small Christmas trees and a sign indicating where to leave your cut tree so it can be transported to the baler (and hopefully not taken by someone else).

A field of small Christmas trees and a sign indicating where to leave your cut tree so it can be transported to the baler (and hopefully not taken by someone else).

The Christmas tree place is in the hills northwest of Portland and very scenic. Here's Mt. St. Helens just under a cloud, a bit of the town of Scappoose, and some water that might be Sturgeon Lake.

(We've come here for years and it's great - the tree loss is sad but Christmas Mountain is still totally worth it.)

The Christmas tree place is in the hills northwest of Portland and very scenic. Here's Mt. St. Helens just under a cloud, a bit of the town of Scappoose, and some water that might be Sturgeon Lake. (We've come here for years and it's great - the tree loss is sad but Christmas Mountain is still totally worth it.)

U-Pick
spanishforthecar

Summary:
A little silly, a little sweet, a little spicy first meeting at a tree farm before Christmas.

Featuring Stede info-dumping about Christmas tree species, Ed ogling Stede's ass while he unintentionally erotically operates a saw, and Fang owning a dog named Shark Bait (which is the actual name of a dog currently available for adoption at my local shelter). Also includes a bit of precursor to Stepdad Ed, Mary & Stede successfully co-parenting, because everything's happy over here this holiday season.

U-Pick spanishforthecar Summary: A little silly, a little sweet, a little spicy first meeting at a tree farm before Christmas. Featuring Stede info-dumping about Christmas tree species, Ed ogling Stede's ass while he unintentionally erotically operates a saw, and Fang owning a dog named Shark Bait (which is the actual name of a dog currently available for adoption at my local shelter). Also includes a bit of precursor to Stepdad Ed, Mary & Stede successfully co-parenting, because everything's happy over here this holiday season.

Every year I share my cut-your-own-tree fic the weekend we get our Christmas tree. And this year I really need people to be nice to me about it because SOMEONE STOLE OUR TREE TODAY (probably on accident) ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic

archiveofourown.org/works/43820817

29.11.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A leather and smoke scented candle

A leather and smoke scented candle

A tobacco patchouli scented candle

A tobacco patchouli scented candle

A saltwater and suede scented candle

A saltwater and suede scented candle

A lavender scented candle

A lavender scented candle

Edward Teach

29.11.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An ornament of a golden retriever mermaid

An ornament of a golden retriever mermaid

Stede Bonnet

28.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I am sitting at a table pretending to sip some soup from a big spoon. In the bowl in front of me is the book We Will Rise Again

I am sitting at a table pretending to sip some soup from a big spoon. In the bowl in front of me is the book We Will Rise Again

I'm pretending to devour a pile of my books with a fork and knife. Visible in the bowls next to me are We Will Rise Again and Automatic Noodle.

I'm pretending to devour a pile of my books with a fork and knife. Visible in the bowls next to me are We Will Rise Again and Automatic Noodle.

I am standing at the stove, and am shocked to find that when I opened my soup pot, it was stuffed with my books! I am making the open-mouthed, hand-on-cheek shocked face you might have heard about from the Home Alone posters.

I am standing at the stove, and am shocked to find that when I opened my soup pot, it was stuffed with my books! I am making the open-mouthed, hand-on-cheek shocked face you might have heard about from the Home Alone posters.

I am pretending to eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks, but in the bowl is the book Automatic Noodle

I am pretending to eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks, but in the bowl is the book Automatic Noodle

Want to cozy up with some tasty books this season? I cooked up two new ones for you in 2025! Automatic Noodle (instant bestseller!) and the anthology We Will Rise Again co-edited with @older.bsky.social and @drkarenlord.bsky.social (out 12/2!). Have a feast! #booksky #blackfriday

28.11.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."

Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

23.11.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5306    ๐Ÿ” 1648    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

You would win on intimidation alone ๐Ÿ˜‚

26.11.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made smitten kitchen's nutmeg maple cream pie last night and I am SO EXCITED to eat it tomorrow (I grated nutmeg! I feel so fancy!)

26.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would pay so much for this, I would love this ๐Ÿ˜

26.11.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2025 Christmas Cards I wanna send you a card! Tell me where to send it!

I'm behind my usual schedule, but it's Christmas card season! Let me know if you want one!
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23.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as โ€œthe first fandomโ€ like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xeroxโ€™d fanzines erasure and I wonโ€™t stand for it

24.11.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 405    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Their dynamic in s1e10 truly rearranged my brain

24.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever it's come up in normal conversation, I can literally feel my energy shift as I try not to unload 3.5 years of fandom on someone

23.11.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2025 Christmas Cards I wanna send you a card! Tell me where to send it!

I'm behind my usual schedule, but it's Christmas card season! Let me know if you want one!
forms.gle/wS5ffnXCmnna...

23.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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AND PART FOUR !!!!

23.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I LOVE IT SO MUCH ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜

23.11.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meeeee (partially cause the idea of you redrawing Shifu's art is delightful to me ๐Ÿ˜Œ)

23.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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