@johnwespinto.bsky.social
suburban kid with biblical name https://pintopintopinto.com/
dazed imagining some kind of βrestaurant for italiansβ
08.08.2025 12:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0riding the 40 with uncle junior
07.08.2025 12:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0meat puppets up on the sun β‘οΈ spencer radcliffe enjoy the great outdoors
07.08.2025 12:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Duran has so much gas my god I am Durantula pilled
04.08.2025 01:11 β π 66 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Duran is that fucking GUY. FUCK.
04.08.2025 01:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0treasure planet is a dnb movie
01.08.2025 16:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0max keplerβs walkup song is how soon is now???
22.07.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Today from John Pinto:
"I buy whatβs advertised as the strongest legal magnet.
...
So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
Got a new little story in @havehashad.com today about magnets, magnet issues, uh-huh
20.07.2025 15:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year
13.07.2025 20:20 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0when will there be an italian founding father
11.07.2025 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[funk flex otis premier voice] NICE
27.06.2025 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
21.06.2025 17:08 β π 1834 π 133 π¬ 51 π 9
"Now Tess, she wants me to take action. She wants me to scare this guy off with the baseball bat we donβt own. The heaviest things at hand are the pieces of our new half-assembled dresser."
Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
ποΈgot a new story in @ergot.bsky.social today!ποΈ
20.06.2025 16:03 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ποΈ
19.06.2025 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
gonna take a big swing here and say βvery goodβ
13.06.2025 02:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
30.05.2025 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
unreal how good flipper is
29.05.2025 01:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
24.05.2025 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Feel like mark davis and post-revenge of the sith George Lucas have the same life
22.05.2025 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0obvs a lot of modern alt-country is cut with shoegaze. this is lorelai is cool because itβs cut with the ost for barbie: mermaidia
12.05.2025 12:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the stars have big things planned for us today
10.05.2025 11:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0girlfriend told me to read letters to wendyβs as a horoscope
10.05.2025 11:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
09.05.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man
08.05.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0big fan of this mask website i just found where everything they sell looks like the laura dern inland empire face
04.05.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0German word for the sadness you feel when you put on a movie and realize yeah, theyβre definitely killing that water buffalo
27.04.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yukio Mishima yelling and trying to perform a coup
Mel Kiper Jr. when the Saints drafted a QB who wasnβt Shedeur Sanders
25.04.2025 23:45 β π 93 π 7 π¬ 1 π 2
