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i’m a mets fan, a jets fan and a registered democrat because i absolutely love pain and misery. can’t get enough of feeling sad and angry. i love being relentlessly waterboarded by failure and disappointment and i want life to keep punching me in the dick. love filling my house with rakes to step on

I am issuing a global opt-out on Katy Perry news

“I didn’t vote for *this*!”

I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

Without a doubt, always my favorite guest. He’s so damn funny.

Probably Severance and Lost.

Zoloft

I…

I’ve never been a “the refs are biased” guy but, wow…
#Bills

Why do I have a feeling he’s going to take credit for the rain…

I appreciate the big “migration” to Blue Sky as people leave Twitter and Facebook products, but it’s only a matter of time before one or the other acquires Blue Sky.

Stop expecting empathy, decency & humanity from people who have none.

I've crunched the numbers and it's pretty clear to me that the Dems lost the election when Apple cancelled Schmigadoon.

Bookmory