iโm a mets fan, a jets fan and a registered democrat because i absolutely love pain and misery. canโt get enough of feeling sad and angry. i love being relentlessly waterboarded by failure and disappointment and i want life to keep punching me in the dick. love filling my house with rakes to step on
07.09.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 2
I am issuing a global opt-out on Katy Perry news
29.07.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 397 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0
โI didnโt vote for *this*!โ
I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesnโt really change my opinion of you
03.06.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 856 ๐ 114 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 6
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
03.05.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 4235 ๐ 986 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 18
Without a doubt, always my favorite guest. Heโs so damn funny.
18.04.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Probably Severance and Lost.
01.04.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 94 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0
Zoloft
01.02.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโฆ
28.01.2025 07:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโve never been a โthe refs are biasedโ guy but, wowโฆ
#Bills
27.01.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why do I have a feeling heโs going to take credit for the rainโฆ
25.01.2025 04:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
I appreciate the big โmigrationโ to Blue Sky as people leave Twitter and Facebook products, but itโs only a matter of time before one or the other acquires Blue Sky.
16.01.2025 02:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Stop expecting empathy, decency & humanity from people who have none.
08.01.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 546 ๐ 113 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 7
I've crunched the numbers and it's pretty clear to me that the Dems lost the election when Apple cancelled Schmigadoon.
28.11.2024 06:06 โ ๐ 548 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 1
Bookmory
05.02.2024 07:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
After a Hall of Fame radio career in America, I am back home in Britain for Act Two. Co-host of the โA Cup Of Tea And A Chatโ podcast with @alliemackay
I'm so happy to be here with you!
hoping no billionaires buy it and ruin it
My attention wasnโt spread thin enough alreadyโฆ
Just a guy trying to pet every cat, pay his bills, and drink enough water.
Artist whose mediums include film, tv, and soda.ย www.StillersSoda.com
Just a guy who works in an office lol
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I've done TV, movies, stage, radio, and podcasts. None of them particularly well, but, a boy can dream.
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Host of Comedy Bang! Bang!
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crows hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
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