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BREAKING: Epstein Files Vanish After DOJ Releases Records Mentioning Trump Today, additional records connected to Jeffrey Epstein became publicly available.

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ just published highly disturbing Files about Trump and then DELETED them.

We screen captured them before they were deleted.

Please share these documents far and wide. Donโ€™t let them cover THIS up!!
krassencast.com/p/breaking-e...

30.01.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1532    ๐Ÿ” 1118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Whereโ€ฆtheโ€ฆHmongsโ€ฆatโ€ฆ

19.01.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah shit, ChatGPT just made me tear up a bit. Goddammit.

Last one of these for now.

Encouragement to overcome sadness and embrace love, letting someone into your heart to make things better.

12.01.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, sail on, Bobโ€ฆ

A Spanish lady gives the narrator a drug, causing a mind-altering experience. The narrator then encounters a girl driving a bus, marking the beginning of a new journey.

12.01.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Emily, often misunderstood, borrows dreams and gazes through trees in sorrow. She floats on a river, embodying a carefree spirit.

12.01.2026 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fnck it, Iโ€™m taking requests. This is too funny!

12.01.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The lyrics describe a relaxed and easygoing attitude, emphasizing the need to take it easy and slow down. The repetition of โ€œeasy skankingโ€ and โ€œtake it easyโ€ reinforces this theme.

12.01.2026 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relevant:

The narrator, living a transient and secretive life, describes their experiences with danger, surveillance, and a lack of personal connections. They are constantly on the move, using disguises and avoiding detection, while grappling with the emotional toll of their situation.

12.01.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A recording session in Montreux was disrupted when a flare gun set fire to the building. The band relocated to the Grand Hotel to finish their album.

12.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The narrator reads the news about a manโ€™s death and a film about a war victory. They then describe their morning routine and a news report about holes in Blackburn.

12.01.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apple Logicโ€™s new AI lyric-writing tools deserve a whole series. Where I expect โ€œwriting toolsโ€ to be a rhyming dictionary, a thesaurus, etc., what you actually get is, basically a ChatGPT client. Iโ€™m howling with derisive laughter at the results of the โ€œSummarizeโ€ button. What song is this? 1/

12.01.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

07.01.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5791    ๐Ÿ” 3043    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 287    ๐Ÿ“Œ 315
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

26.12.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12055    ๐Ÿ” 3882    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 591    ๐Ÿ“Œ 564

Just say women. This is taking forever.

16.12.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3973    ๐Ÿ” 461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

Shoots

10.12.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Public Returns Favor on John Lonsdale

10.12.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She caught it from a coughing ayatollah

09.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that Dutch womanโ€™s name was Geerta van Swaankengaard Schchchchenklooper, which is pronounced with an accompanying violent, hacking lunger that has ENT docs all over Europe rubbing their hands in glee. But yes, โ€œAbigailโ€ is strange and unnatural.

05.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It also could be that age and infirmity have dulled his reflexes such that when he reaches out to grab โ€˜em by the wherever, he winds up with a handful of air. It could be that.

03.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Juicy Fruit Bum

29.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sailed aboard her in 1966, family going on home leave from a posting abroad. Sic transitโ€ฆ

28.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As a colleague mentioned yesterday, Gamergate is one of the five most significant developments in US politics since the Cold War

13.09.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3407    ๐Ÿ” 904    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 93

โ€œMy peopleโ€โ€ฆ

12.07.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œโ€ฆWhich we could name after some geographical concept, like โ€˜Ithsmus,โ€™ say, or โ€” Iโ€™ve got it! โ€˜Archipelagoโ€™!โ€

01.07.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You're a Bunch of Cowards! We're all laughing at you.

Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...

10.06.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2377    ๐Ÿ” 687    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 135

Principal

09.06.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am very serious

09.06.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is how itโ€™s done!

FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors werenโ€™t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets.
(Sound up)

31.05.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23183    ๐Ÿ” 6921    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1221    ๐Ÿ“Œ 664
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They Sent the Secret Service to My Doorโ€”Hereโ€™s the MAGA Playbook That Made It Happen As you know by now, Secret Service came to my door yesterday, badges gleaming, asking whether โ€œ8647โ€ in my tweet meant I wanted the president dead.

UPDATE:
krassencast.com/p/they-sent-...

17.05.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 867    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

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