maria

well yes

last time i was here it was pre hard launch i cant believe it got gayer

all men do is lie

are dan and phil here yet

good omens but its dan and phil

hear me out

so this was kinda crazy

genuinely can’t believe we exist in the same timeline as dan and phil

@danielhowell.bsky.social hello it’s me once again daniel

who said i gaf about dan calling phil at 4 am because he’s always there for him no matter what

phil breaking the joint post streak does this mean he’s single

phil when dan showed up at his apartment bc he needed help with his laundry and never left

happy frid(g)ay :3

this has such married energy

i said oh i’m sure

guys be honest are dan and phil real?

if i think too much about how i never had a notice from either of them i easily start having the urge to walk into incoming traffic

@danielhowell.bsky.social it’s me again

good morning i almost started crying because i imagined phil being really excited about his glitter disc from tiktok shop and then it arrived and he threw it out and never showed dan…he’s so endearing

bo i’m so sorry 😭😭😭

meeting dan and phil in february and seeing charli xcx in june seems like the gayest hallucination

dansgotthegrippy

i loved it so much i didn’t even remember it wasn’t a ditl

love that they called ditl to a behind the scenes vlog okay clickbait kings 🤩

this diva

@danielhowell.bsky.social so it was all just a lie

i want to die

crazy work

anyone else missing this diva?