Richard Taylor

When you sacrifice the fattest to Woden you're going to leave the cardboard for the mortals.

I’m interested in the events of the fishing competition that led Sméagol to go all murdery. Was it an argument over who was paying the boat rental?

Andy should be on a plane to face charges. Although in America right now he’d be part of the administration.

Narrator:”He did not, in fact, get 100% on the test.”

Listening to a video essay on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Someone typed "Give me the most pretentious summary of the book for a 26-minute video." Then fed it into an AI voice generator.
Yeah... thanks, no, also, the creepy AI video... 😬

Bad frost last night. There were a couple of errands I was going to run.
WAS.
Yeah, thanks, no.

Under the toilet might see more business. You could sell tickets.

Quorac the Bard would be an amazing audio book narrator for this.

There was an out-of-context potato on the bin outside the entrance to Morrisons. It was there on the way in and out.
I now have questions.

That needs to be someone's coat of arms.

My car won't start. Called the recovery service. They're being d!cks. The Garage I get my MOT from isn't answering the phone.
FMAL.

Deploy the shield wall and coax toward the exit. Or a trail of defeated enemies. Whatever is favoured.

I come from a brewery town. The brewing museum had exhibit vats they’d use for the beer. There was a metal grating near the top because a guy once opened the lid, the CO2 knocked him out and he drowned. The grid stopped drowning, but you still die from exposure in the tank. They’re nuts.

I spent a lot of my childhood being asked if I was born in a barn. Now the people who kept saying that mock me for shutting doors, and themselves leave every door they pass through open or ajar.
I wonder if I can operant condition them to shut the damned doors.

Still rocking the orange eyebrow look. How old is she now? I still remember her in the other place discovering plant pots hold water. Also puddles are muddy and the sea is fun.

"Verifying you are human. This may take a few seconds."
I didn't do anything. I didn't interact at all. How are you verifying I'm human?

Just heard someone pronounce cuttlefish as cuddlefish.
It's weird but not entirely objectionable.

Sometimes the silence between answers tells more than the questions ever could.

Beware church lightning rods and trucks reversing carrying glass.

You mean you don’t?

O T L H E N A C
The people at the retinopathy screening office need to buy a new chart. I've been seeing that one since the late 1980s.

The spider's back. After yesterday's detente I don't feel like breaking it this morning would be appropriate.

There was a spider lurking. One of the really fat bodied, short legged types. I thought living and let live was the best policy.
I've lost track of them. I wish them well and hope they find their way outside, soon.

Eventually they deigned to move the tiniest amount possible then sat on the neighbours drive and continued with the stink eye.
My tiny furry friend. You don't impress me. Neighbour's drive, sit there and lick yourself, go nuts. This drive? Sorry, no.
Probably out there now spraying my car as theirs.

My neighbour does not have a cat. The cat that has decided my neighbour's house is their property was sat on my drive when I got home. I attempted to reverse onto the drive and the cat wasn't interested in moving. They gave me the evils and was unaware of the size difference.

There are actors I see in a series who are great. But if I never see anything they’re in again it wouldn’t bother me. Then there are some who I’m interested in their future projects. The former list is far longer.

Really ruff.

When your narrator says King Charles II as: "King Charles eye eye" I'm going to suspect that the narrator and possibly the script have been done by AI.

Was talking to some other people on another site about how much exposure the questionable funding had had. Yours was the only name that came up so I looked for the interview. It needs to start to be the first question anyone asks.