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How is "Jewish people doing yoga" some kind of proof that New Yorkers are not Islamophobic, Andrew Cuomo? 🙄🙄🙄

And yet, she's still a carpetbagger in her district. Her only tie to the region was her family's summer home.

Step One: build tofu manufacturing plants!

If President Trump was a king, Mike Johnson would still be employable as a boot-licker, but he'd lose the office and the staff and the perks -- does he realize that?

What the flip? Girlfriend desperately needs psychiatric help.

Does he realize he doesn't actually have to lick it like a soft-serve cone?

Daddy jumped on a dick for a paycheck today, kids!

Wow, surprised "3 Cops Take A Giant Dick!!" hasn't run a foul of the Bluesky filters.

They're going full hoods off. If a government official is scared that anti-fascists are an existential threat to the government, kinda means the government is, in fact, Fascist.

When even the players on the field are asking "What the [bleep] just happened?" #LADMIL

Then that's practicing without a license and felony animal abuse.

For a minute I thought you were counting that foreground chonker as 2.

Man, I did not need to know this much about how his youngest kid was conceived.

Wow. I guess the WaPo editors like the taste of boot leather.

Well, a bath in cool water with colloidal oatmeal is a homeopathic way to soothe fever and rash. This is called "treating symptoms." Not gonna help with the blindness or brain damage, though. This is why we use vaccines for prevention, morons.

These aren't all the terms, apparently. And from this list alone, a tuition freeze and cap on international students (who often pay full tuition) would cripple a lot of schools. Do you want to work under a 5-year hiring and pay freeze? That's the first step most schools would take.

A very readable summary of an absolute shit show.

It's a war crime, so yes, hopefully at least some legal experts would find it problematic, O Learned NYT Journalist.

It's a mob shakedown, maybe a protection racket.

Also, why is a DOJ OCR lawyer taking guidance from a Russian asset?

Too bad Charlie Kirk didn't believe kids should be able to participate in school, free of the fear of gun violence. Also, the pardoning of the J6 traitors and the deployment of armed military to otherwise-peaceful cities is 100% political violence.

Gonna have to say yes, he'd apply the One Drop principle.

One partner or 100, he's so dumb, she's having regrets.

This is as true and valid as everything else coming out of the fetid swamp.

Five rescaled maps of Minnesota on a Mercator projection map, covering 1) a large part of northern Greenland, 2) a large part of northern Scandinavia, 3) a part of central Europe, 4) a region of southern India, 5) a region of southeastern Australia.

A website that lets you select a country or state and move it around a Mercator projection map to yield better size comparisons.

thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice

Vaccines and antibiotics. But some of the really special morons don't believe in germ theory, either.

All it would take is a minority behind the counter, or a minority franchise owner.

They should forfeit the house until they return the painting.

Also also Alt Med: buy this vitamin C supplement from me that you don't actually need for $50 because "clean organic" woo vibez.

From your lips to God's ear.