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On https://openai.com/index/introducing-gpt-5/ the same graph has 52.8% shorter than 69.1%

On https://openai.com/index/introducing-gpt-5/ the same graph has 52.8% shorter than 69.1%

Not a typo the website has it correct

07.08.2025 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
chatgpt screenshot with the prompt "is 52.8 bigger than 69.1" edited to say 5 in the model switcher and the response edited to say yes

chatgpt screenshot with the prompt "is 52.8 bigger than 69.1" edited to say 5 in the model switcher and the response edited to say yes

Graph in the GPT-5 livestream where a bar of value 52.8 is taller than a bar of value 69.1

Graph in the GPT-5 livestream where a bar of value 52.8 is taller than a bar of value 69.1

07.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me sending a link to bcny in 2021

Me sending a link to bcny in 2021

There was a 2 year period where I was thinking about browsers nonstop but I never fucking made anything and by the time I had concepts of a plan Firefox had added everything I needed

06.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
[Stubs written for my scrapped "Magnitude" project in 2024]

// Are you fucking kidding me
	BrowserExtension: unimplemented({
		getContent: () => Promise.reject("Not yet implemented"),
		getTabs: () => Promise.reject("Not yet implemented")
	}),

[Stubs written for my scrapped "Magnitude" project in 2024] // Are you fucking kidding me BrowserExtension: unimplemented({ getContent: () => Promise.reject("Not yet implemented"), getTabs: () => Promise.reject("Not yet implemented") }),

11 months ago I wanted to make github.com/ByteAtATime/... but gave up very quickly because that is beyond my skill level

06.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like I need to make something now

06.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Maybe I will make a bsky client some day but I am probably not making a bot

06.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be more accurate me and wavi were going to port esmbot to fedi and then we realized that if OP deletes their post it serves as an archive

06.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

About a year later I realized what they mean is "I only want to interact with bots that are opt-in" but at the time I thought it was some unsolvable paradox

06.08.2025 20:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If we made something on atproto I would worry too much about the reception like when we tried to make a bot on activitypub and gave up when I saw someone with both #yesbot and #nobot in their bio

06.08.2025 20:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
155.94 WPM, time 15 english, 100% accuracy, 89.49% consistency

155.94 WPM, time 15 english, 100% accuracy, 89.49% consistency

OK

31.07.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean technically it's all white in Safari too but you get what I mean

31.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you open it in Chrome it's just white so don't do that I think

31.07.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm tired jack.cab/blog/streamp...

31.07.2025 02:36 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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31.07.2025 01:08 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
Me: I'm on macOS lil bro
ChatGPT: Got it — you're on macOS "Lil Bro" (aka macOS 15, assumed nickname for Sequoia unless you're joking 😀). Here's the updated situation with that in mind:

Me: I'm on macOS lil bro ChatGPT: Got it — you're on macOS "Lil Bro" (aka macOS 15, assumed nickname for Sequoia unless you're joking 😀). Here's the updated situation with that in mind:

3. To get "type-to-filter" like GNOME, do the following:
- Go to Settings -> Configure Dolphin -> Navigation.
- Enable: "Automatically start search when typing" or similar (naming might vary slightly)

3. To get "type-to-filter" like GNOME, do the following: - Go to Settings -> Configure Dolphin -> Navigation. - Enable: "Automatically start search when typing" or similar (naming might vary slightly)

It feels like November 2022 again

30.07.2025 13:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By the way it's $108 a year and Electron

30.07.2025 12:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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we're never beating the infighting allegations

28.07.2025 20:44 — 👍 2132    🔁 415    💬 6    📌 28
New personal best MonkeyType test: 153.58 WPM (158.38 raw), 98.48% accuracy, 89.58% consistency, 192/2/0/0 character ratio, first in session. Mode: Time 15 English. Keyboard: MacBook Pro 16

New personal best MonkeyType test: 153.58 WPM (158.38 raw), 98.48% accuracy, 89.58% consistency, 192/2/0/0 character ratio, first in session. Mode: Time 15 English. Keyboard: MacBook Pro 16

Holy shit

28.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we killing EVERYONE who pronounces vite "veet" 🗣️🗣️🗣️

28.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Campaign “24

americans have hope. isn’t that the best of who we are? hahaha... 
there are ten billion guatemalans raping ducks in ohio rightnow
Which Message Will Resonate with Voters?

Campaign “24 americans have hope. isn’t that the best of who we are? hahaha... there are ten billion guatemalans raping ducks in ohio rightnow Which Message Will Resonate with Voters?

(ball knowledge required)

28.07.2025 14:55 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

wtf

26.07.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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what

26.07.2025 13:01 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

Welcome back mastodon

24.07.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still running on bun of course

24.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ended up using adapter-node anyway the bun adapters suck

24.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did that it works but the discord part predictably did not at all so I reverted it

24.07.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm rewriting the bot in eris too because discord.js breaks when it's bundled

24.07.2025 11:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's Node we're using Bun.serve

24.07.2025 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know what I should just rewrite this entire thing as a SvelteKit app I already rewrote it to use Bun.serve

24.07.2025 10:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

This is probably all just a skill issue on my part

24.07.2025 10:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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