eloy casagrande fan account

cinnamon boffa, dropping a heater, “stop being friggin’ old,” in response to what national dems should focus on to win swing votes in 2026 and 2028

my kingdom for cinnamon boffa as media relations director for the national dem party:

3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a young man in a sleeveless shirt sits in a cluttered room, saying "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." Second, a group of friends gather around a table, one explaining "Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history." Third, the same group listens as another person adds, "Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."

Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems.

📽️📅 Hackers (1995)

an american hero. wherever humans go when they die, hope he has an opportunity to finally spend some time at the fra mauro highlands

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Well the rest of the polycule found the stat sheet I was making about them. But the only ones who were pissed off had low WAR anyway

oh easily

definitely not a ball knower imo

it gets worse lmao

imagine waking up believing hormones score points. couldn’t be me, non-freak ball knower

👆 non-ball knower getting freakish skeets off right here

River_Tam,,,, certified non-ball knower

dumbass opinions in succession of a skeet thread

love being informed by the discourse here:

lmfao

petrucci nails it live

only worthy take on the topic right here 👇

A Miss Rachel 2028 graphic I made

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I could see myself voting for Ms. Rachel, tbh

Made this for a class and wanted to share:

Indiana drive progression and outcomes during the 2024 season, contextualized in one image.

recalls:

Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog

colt?

MAGA: wants you stressed and enraged online

dems: float down a river while having a couple of cold ones with your friends

the photo op of her in the oval office for a fox news exclusive might melt my brain

go hoosier

he confused slayer for pantera didn’t he

i swear the next drop is going to be trump and epstein at a book signing for OJ’s “If I Did It” or some shit

One of my most interesting Ozzy related memories is a coworker saying to me, "I didn't know Sharon Osbourne's husband was a singer."....

and the funniest outcome, too.