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@thechrisporter.bsky.social

Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers

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Award them the Nobel #creatorsearchinsights #greenscreen #governmentcorruption #fdt #nokings TikTok video by β€˜No Kings’ Katie

As I was saying…

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AaGFGg/

12.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching the new BTK documentary & a boomer getting caught being a serial killer because he believed the police when they told him he couldn’t traced if he communicated via floppy disk is a πŸ§‘β€πŸ³ πŸ’‹

12.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imaging sending in troops to intimated people only to get trolled by a bunch of hipsters in inflatable costumes in front of the world.

12.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NGL, Portland looks fun AF right now.

12.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.

10.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 26

My rolling tray is a Johnny Cash collage WTF you mean β€œcan seem deeply uncool?”

10.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
*Cries in American* 😭

*Cries in American* 😭

*Cries in American* 😭

10.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1569    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 19

Post you from different era (1989)

10.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I booked a photo session tonight bc I have very few pictures of my family together, but while I’m smiling & holding my children, I know I will hear this mother’s screams.

I don’t want my tax dollars supporting ICE agents dragging parents away from car line. And most moms in the US agree with me.

09.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1941    πŸ” 881    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 59

We live in a timeline where a pastor who took a munition off the dome at close range & another dude in an inflatable frog suit who threw roundhouse kicks at ICE are symbols of the current resistance.

What a time to be alive.

10.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

05.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1741    πŸ” 681    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 33

Every neighborhood in America had that one hateful, arrogant, unimposing kid who would talk shit, spew obscenities, & make threats from their front porch & would run back inside if you made the slightest move toward him from the sidewalk.

Every neighborhood had a Stephen Miller.

05.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taylor: β€œHe dickmatized me and opened my eyes.”

Travis:

03.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Life of a Showgirl is a good listen. The Swifties will understand more of it than I do, but there are 12 songs & this is album #12.

I’m getting a vibe the tracks represents the corresponding era. Didn’t she write this on the Eras tour? She spent the whole time reflecting & this is the result.

03.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that maybe if we could just love each other a tiny bit, maybe things will be okay.

01.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Minutes after the bill was signed, my firm sued on behalf of affected voters. I told you I don 't bluff. Next up is to show that we win.

28.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16236    πŸ” 4003    πŸ’¬ 394    πŸ“Œ 128

The goal is to privatize everything & award the contracts to private businesses in which they’re invested.

We all understand that right?

28.09.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (πŸŽ₯: Elias Eliahu)

25.09.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 28261    πŸ” 14182    πŸ’¬ 5804    πŸ“Œ 4087
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Ever had well water from a mason jar?

24.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look I know it’s not nice to call people dumb, but come on.

23.09.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, has anybody realized these ICE roundups are a great opportunity for traffickers?

20.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit ya that changes things.

20.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$3.5 per day… you got this!

20.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The junior high kids at this high school football game have to be insufferable right about now.

20.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2022 β€” a confession:

18.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7526    πŸ” 2732    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 190
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Someone said this on a TikTok comment and… y’all just see for yourself. I also tagged the commenter’s TikTok.

@Emmy: Once people realize the left wing and the right wing are attached to the same bird, maybe then America can be great.

19.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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